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[recollecters]

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[constellates]

it won you over so quickly!
I might have to tell twitter.

[parodeity]

anya no how could you sell me out like this
you know twitter and i have been longterm for ages
you gotta help me sort my complex feelings for the new media network in my life
which mostly amount to
"creepy but whatever"

[constellates]

"bordering on overinvested but endearing"
that's how I would say it.

unless you mean how you feel about this app in particular instead of social media as a whole
in which case I think only you might have the answer?
but I would call it "very confusing but so far harmless"?

[parodeity]

hey wait
you think that im overinvested
tell that to my hundreds of twitter followers tbqh?
wow that undercuts my point moving on

yeah it does seem harmless beyond like
our names and our inability to delete it
which are curious and alarming depending on how calm you are or arent

[constellates]

and endearing!
don't forget endearing.

[her favorite social media-obsessed nerd!]

I won't call it alarming yet... but I will call it curious!
maybe concerning, if that's somewhere in the middle.
but as long as it's not deleting my information or pretending to be me.... it should be ok?

[parodeity]

ok ill give you a pass for endearing
i find you endearing too
even if you dont own a single pair of pants

honestly thats pretty much where im at
ill leave the super alarmist tendencies to my bro
and just enjoy the shitposting you know?

[constellates]

[um wow two can play at that game]

I could say the same
as far as I know, you don't own a single dress?
very concerning.

and the cats! there are so many pictures of animals
so I presume it cannot be that bad

[parodeity]

ok actually thats a fair point
maybe i should borrow a dress from roxy what then
will you let me buy you a pair of skinny jeans then

yeah ngl the cats are winning me over
not that social media sites have to try that hard to do that

[constellates]

you would even buy me a pair... you're committed
scary! I don't know anymore (◕⌓◕;)

that's true. I'm surprised that you didn't know more about this one
you are like a Social Media Guru to me?

[she might've whispered "overinvested" softly to her phone]

[parodeity]

yes skinny jeans are cool ok
you could think of them like
denim leggings
it could be a new thing

also neither roxy nor i ever heard of it
and you know shes just as in the know as me
it just showed up and bam
i havent heard much chatter about it on the net

[ DON'T DOXX HIM ]

[constellates]

they sound uncomfortable. wouldn't that be very restrictive?
I don't know, dave, I am unsure (・・。)ゞ

I haven't heard much chatter about it... anywhere, actually!
that is what I find odd? aside from the people who received it, there's no one talking about it at all.
when I ask people, they can't even find it on my phone? odd!

[parodeity]

well how about this
you can like
try them on and see if you like them??
and if you dont we can agree to never speak of it again

apparently it deletes itself
yuri was antagonizing some tech support guys about it
and said thats whats up

[constellates]

you're determined....
why are you so invested?
is my wardrobe bad? (◕⌓◕;)

I would not want to be the tech support guy facing Yuri
but that's actually scarier! how is that possible? technology is advancing too fast!

[parodeity]

what no
youre really fashionable and cute
i just like skinny jeans a lot you know this
if you for serious arent down w them its no big deal

idk the popular theory rn seems to be aliens

[constellates]

oh!! if that's all then it's okay, i was worried for a moment
but it's true that I want to try anything that Dave likes
so even though I am unsure, I will put my fears aside for you! ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ

I suppose anything is possible
but maybe not... probable? is there really nothing better?

[parodeity]

fears
wait why are there fears
but cool in that case we can like
fashion show it up with jade or smth sometime
and yuri
or just whoever i actually didnt have a plan here

i have also heard about ghosts and secret government agencies

[constellates]

what if I look bad in skinny jeans? I'd be worried.
a fashion show sounds like fun though? even if you don't have a plan.
what if we all picked outfits for each other?! that would be cute.

oh ghosts is a fun one.
our cell phones are now haunted?
spooky! （。＞ω＜）。

[parodeity]

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