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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[parodeity]

what????
hey my material is golden why are you calling me out in particular

[puffing]

I'm calling you out because you've been doing this shit long before the app was even thought up by these Retrospec fuckers.
You know as well as I do that Jade is like a sponge when it comes to you.
What does that mean, exactly?
Take a wild guess.

I'm serious.
Guess.

[parodeity]

this feels like a trap
it feels like i am the bambi who will be in the fridge somehow
if you mean like how shes talking to people on this app
im pretty sure shed do that with or without me
its jade shes like the friendliest fucking person alive
im not quite sure how she got saddled with rose and i as bffs
maybe we needed her to balance out our cynicism and goth horror shit
not that i do goth horror shit
but rose does enough of it that it needs a lot of balance

[puffing]

Don't worry.
You would taste nowhere near as good as Bambi. :)

[ bigby using a smiling face? ominous much. ]

She talks as much as you if not more. I'm not referencing that.
I'm referencing the fact that she's sending me more and more pictures of irrelevant bs that you probably sent her minutes before.

Do you know what she sent me today?
A baby.
In a grape outfit.
If it was one dressed as an apple, I would have thought it came straight from you.

[parodeity]

[ WHY IS JADE'S FATHER SO TERRIFYING SOMETIMES ]

oh haha that
no she sent me that too earlier as in like
the other day
i mean i dont know how much of my meme spam she passes on but
she does have her own spam in there somewhere too
theres a reason weve been best friends for like a decade
secretly
she is also a memer

actually its not even that secret shes really open about it

[puffing]

[ he does it for the lulz.



:) ]

No.
Pretty sure she wouldn't be a "memer" if she didn't know you for a decade.
I think about this a lot.
Among other things.

[parodeity]

i feel like i dont want to ask what other things but
what other things

[puffing]

You're right.
You don't want to ask.

[parodeity]

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