a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[maidofmistakes]

What if they come back? I never heard if they were all caught. Kinda scary.

[princessofheart]

yeah i have no idea, idr if they even mentioned if there was a specific amount of turkeys released?? and conversely idk if they mentioned how many have been caught

imagine




they could be around any corner

[maidofmistakes]

Is this turkeys or the latest thing the news is trying to make you be afraid of?

[princessofheart]

the turkeys but why not both i guess

[maidofmistakes]

Maybe they'll have a fear piece about turkeys.

[princessofheart]

like, on the news? that's hilarious i would love to see that
maybe they'll even show my beautiful video

[maidofmistakes]

If they do, we know someone on the news uses Retrospec?

[princessofheart]

bunch of cops, teachers, college kids, with a smattering of high school and just a pinch of kids
dunno about news tho
that'd be great tho, for covering up any shenanigans...

[maidofmistakes]

I dunno, I thought they stopped noticing after a while anyway.

[princessofheart]

that's fair, i think someone did tell me something like that
i mean, it'd be pretty inconvenient if they noticed shit like that the entire ocean was gone for like a few weeks and stuff
were you here for that? someone told me that happened and i'm still pretty baffled by how something could steal the entire ocean

[maidofmistakes]

Wait, seriously? Is that even a thing that can happen? How'd they get it back?

[princessofheart]

it like apparently happened at the same time a bunch of people got taken out of reality or something and it all just fixed itself after a while
i think people had to do some things to fix it but idk what
very helpful, i know

[maidofmistakes]

Kind of scary, but it sounds like something a superhero would have to do. Not a bunch of people who just got thrown into this.

[princessofheart]

well, how does a superhero become a superhero?
maybe we're supposed to become the superheroes

[maidofmistakes]

Lots of different ways! I mean, in stories it's like genetic engineering or years of training... which I guess we don't need with all this stuff, huh.

[princessofheart]

i think this IS the superhero backstory for us all, yeah
though there ARE some people that don't remember magical stuff or get back magical stuff at all so :Ia

[maidofmistakes]

You mean, at all? That sounds pretty awful. I'd hate it.