a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[scarlet_devil]

Given the strangeness around Recollé, that would mean giant angry turkey monsters are going to show up.

It's always something.

[princessofheart]

pls no, i already got attacked by a turkey once this month i don't want to face a giant turkey

[scarlet_devil]

All I'm saying is we probably should expect trouble.

[princessofheart]

i guess that's just further incentive to round them back up to the mayor before they all mutate on thanksgiving

[scarlet_devil]

Personally, I've been avoiding them and hoping everyone else catches them.

[princessofheart]

i caught one, but mostly because it was coming after me anyways and i had an assist

a cool fifty dollars never hurts but i ain't gonna do it again

[maidofmistakes]

Don't remind me, those things are terrifying!

[princessofheart]

you must face the truth with your own two eyes

[mercurio]

this is the videos turkeys are shown before they're let out into the streets
they have a mission and it's an obvious one

[maidofmistakes]

At least we got paid for that.

[princessofheart]

i've witnessed the effects with my own two eyes
pecked ankles, bitten legs, scratched up arms... the side-effects of trying to take down the newly formed turkey empire for the too low price of 50 dollars from the mayors office

[princessofheart]

fifty dollars isn't enough to pay for the trauma caused by capturing a turkey

[maidofmistakes]

Yeah, you're right. It wasn't even per turkey.

[princessofheart]

for real! not that i'd want to tangle with more than one anyways
i'm pretty done with getting chased by aggressive turkeys in the streets

[cardcaptured]

I never, in my life, want to see any of these creatures ever again.

[Seriously, that video gave him ptsd, why did you do this, Kairi--]

[princessofheart]

take it out on them by eating a lot of turkey on thanksgiving, ok?

[marina got attacked by her own fair share of turkeys so far, she just wants to spread the cheer]

[cardcaptured]

[THERE'S NO CHEER IN THIS.....]

I don't think I even want to touch turkey meat after all of this.

... not that it's a huge loss. It's not all that great to begin with, anyway.

[princessofheart]

i mean that's very fair
i don't think i've even once had a turkey dinner that wasn't exceedingly dry
chicken is superior and also chickens are nicer i think?

[destiny_key]

did you actually spend actual time making this???

[princessofheart]

based on my answer how would it effect how good of an experience watching this video was for you

[cardcaptured]

Yeah! I don't know why it's such a popular dish here? They're so huge and it takes so much time to prepare, and there's no easy way to find that fine line between food poisoning and sandpaper meat.

But I agree. Chicken's much better, and much more versatile. Duck's probably the best, though? You don't see people putting up video compilations about either of them attacking people, anyway. [Not that he's aware of, that is--]

[princessofheart]

yeah and then you're expected to eat it for days upon days afterwards in sandwiches and stuff and it just gets drier with time and you die

i googled chicken attacks and all i found was this

[yw]

[maidofmistakes]

What if they come back? I never heard if they were all caught. Kinda scary.

[lingeringwill]

we already butcher them and eat them en masse

id be pissed too

[cardcaptured]

Is that really a thing? I mean... Thanksgiving isn't really celebrated where I'm from, so I don't know the traditions and what people usually do with all that food afterwards, but that sounds... unfortunate. And gross.

[One of these days, Xiaolang is going to learn not to click videos people link him-- but today is not it!! It's a lot better than the meme videos May had sent him, but he can only get a minute into it before he clicks back out.]

... who even makes this stuff?