a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[missingache]

I wasn't even there to wrangle one, I just wanted to see a living turkey.
No? The guy told me to go to a butcher shop.
Wait, was I supposed to keep it alive???

[princessofheart]

yea if you turn in a live turkey back to the mayor he gives you fifty dollars
he sent out this thing about it
so you just ripped yourself off for the sake of free turkey dinner

[missingache]

[.................]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Turkeys are expensive anyways so getting a free one is still good.

[princessofheart]

fair enough
just enjoy that turkey as being extra, extra special

[missingache]

I gotta figure out how to cook it before I can enjoy it.
But I'll try.

[princessofheart]

i hear the key is putting butter underneath the skin, keeps it moist
also some oil on the top of the skin helps it get crispy

[missingache]

Underneath the skin????

How the heck am I supposed to do that???

[princessofheart]

take some advice from my good dude gordon ramsay

[and she links this]

[missingache]

[.........]

That looks so gross.

[princessofheart]

well, i guess it IS a lot of butter

[missingache]

No.
The sticking your hand under the skin.

[princessofheart]

put on some gloves and go for it
i believe in you