a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[heiroglyphs]

Shit I never even realized the size difference.
I just thought they were basically the same thing.
Who allowed a six-foot tooth monster to exist in the world?

[princessofheart]

a god that clearly wants us to suffer
or maybe retrospec has existed since the beginning of time and was planning ahead for our future pain and suffering

[heiroglyphs]

Knowing Retrospec?
Probably the latter.
They can already warp reality so why not time too?

[princessofheart]

its all led up to this moment
now i assume we can only expect them all to morph into hideous beings come thanksgiving day and make no one ever want to eat a turkey again

[heiroglyphs]

Yeah but what if
and I know this sounds crazy
we ate all the turkeys
So there weren't any left to terrorize us?

[princessofheart]

shit, that's a lot of dry turkey to digest
and a lot of resulting naps
but i think we could do it

[heiroglyphs]

It's for the greater good.
This is a war, so it's either food naps or dirt naps at the end of the day.

[princessofheart]

truer words have never been spoken
lets make this happen