a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[covenantal]

How frightening. We may need to form turkey defense squads.

[princessofheart]

we really do tho
haven't you seen people in coffee shops and stuff unwilling to go outside because a roaming band of turkeys was patrolling the outside?
scary and real occurences

[covenantal]

Too true. We can't continue to let the turkeys terrorize the citizenry this way. Someone has to stop them.

[princessofheart]

it's time to form a turkey task force and nip this problem in the bud
get all the super powered heroes out there on the streets fighting turkey crime
and also like, 50 dollars and all