a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[princessofheart]

well shit
i know what i'm getting later
its gotta work on turkeys too right

[sketchythief]

it should! though you shouldnt spray it directly at them

the ground near them is fine

[princessofheart]

as killer as turkeys are you don't want to just like mace them in the face that'd be rude
but that'd make catching them a lot easier
too bad i already got my 50 dollars

[sketchythief]

the spray really helped out get mine too! at this point, i just helping people out with their turkey problems because it doesnt look like most of them are used to them running around...

[princessofheart]

i can certainly say that until this month i have never seen a live turkey in the flesh
i'll have to do the same
are you saying you're used to seeing turkeys, tho?

[sketchythief]

well im more used to seeing geese on the streets than turkeys... but they dont like the geese spray either so its fine

[princessofheart]

where did you live that geese were just roaming the streets?

[sketchythief]

... here, actually

its not like theyre super common but they show up every once in a while to bother everyone

probably

[princessofheart]

geese are even scarier than turkeys i don't want to round a corner and find myself surrounded by a pack of geese in what should be the safety of a city
those things have teeth, man

[sketchythief]

yeah... they sure do...

i remember trying to go to school but they were blocking off the road and didnt care about incoming cars. the cars didnt want to run them over either so there was traffic because of geese once

[princessofheart]

i wouldn't want to run over a defenseless bird either, even if they're hellspawn birds
fuck y'all, geese go where they WANT

[sketchythief]

theyre really a force of nature... i hope i dont have to see them again in a while

something bad always seems to happen somehow

[princessofheart]

terrible tiny evolutionary dinosaurs just waiting for their opportunity to get back on top of the food chain, s2g

[sketchythief]

geese as dinosaurs sounds terrifying

no wonder theyre so fierce

[princessofheart]

evolution, my friend

[sketchythief]

you dont think... theyll get resistance to the spray too?!

[princessofheart]

well I mean, the .1% of bacteria that don't get killed by the hand sanitizer get resistant each time
so maybe

[sketchythief]

... i feel like ill never understand science

[princessofheart]

i'm only halfway there at any time myself don't feel bad