04 | swipe left for what you need, swipe right for what you want

[elevelvetor]

hello once again, fellow users!
this time i bring neither a game, play, nor incredibly true public service announcement about a friend.
nay, this time i am here to...

MAKE A MATCH

not for myself, however, but for a woman who's been very kind to me.
i'd like to give back to her somehow, and i decided finding her company for the holidays would be fitting...
regardless, let me begin. i hope you will at least consider this advertisement for a rather noble lady.

she is very beautiful, kind, strong in every way imaginable, and completely unafraid of werellamas. she's also on the older side of things, offering an intelligent and mature viewpoint on any discussion you may have.
that doesn't mean she's boring, however. far from it! i can personally attest to having more fun with her than i have had with most people her age...
her favorite time of day is actually the night, when the stars come out and constellations glitter endlessly above, and everything is aglow thanks to the moon's dim light.
she's also quite magnanimous, acquiescing to even the simplest requests... as long as they're harmless, of course.

as far as preferences go, she likes handsome men and pretty women, with charming and intelligent minds... and an air of mystery and danger about them, without diving into actual criminal activity. unfortunately for our younger people, she'd like all serious relationships to be with those thirty and over.

please reply with an inquiries, offers, or recommendations if you have them.
thank you for taking the time to read as well. please accept this video as a token of my gratitude.

Comments

[devilsadvocato]

Wow was this something in a memory or did you actually meet this guy?

[elevelvetor]

unfortunately, he was very much part of my present life.

[devilsadvocato]

Where the hell did you meet this guy? HOW did you meet him?

[elevelvetor]

in an underground lab in a pocket of unreality. my comrades and i stumbled upon him while searching for a potion to fuel an escape pod.

[ i'm so sorry. ]

[devilsadvocato]

[Is she typing in the language the adults speak in Charlie Brown?]

You and some friends went to a lab in "unreality?" What's "unreality?"

[elevelvetor]

unreality is reality that is incredibly unrealistic.

[ ......thanks liz that explained absolutely nothing. ]

truthfully, i don't know how to explain "unreality" myself...
other than being in it feels like experiencing a fever dream come to life. my apologies.

[devilsadvocato]

Hard to explain is a fair answer. A word like "unreality" suggests that it's odd so no surprise there. That would also explain the strange llama guy you ran into.

Was that related to the Retrospec mess? I just guess it's thanks to that by default now anytime something weird is involved.

[elevelvetor]

it was, and it's usually not a bad idea to assume it's something dealing with Retrospec when something strange occurs, to be quite honest.
rather, i don't know if it really was their fault entirely...
as i believe they were attempting to help the users left in the city rescue us during that whole debacle?
but regardless, only Retrospec users were affected

[devilsadvocato]

Other users had to rescue you from that Unreality place? Here I was under the impression Retrospec could easily mess with reality until you had a convenient doorway back to Recolle. Maybe they're not as high and mighty as I thought.

Glad you made it back! I guess there are worse things to be trapped with than a were llama but home is way better.