04 | swipe left for what you need, swipe right for what you want

[elevelvetor]

hello once again, fellow users!
this time i bring neither a game, play, nor incredibly true public service announcement about a friend.
nay, this time i am here to...

MAKE A MATCH

not for myself, however, but for a woman who's been very kind to me.
i'd like to give back to her somehow, and i decided finding her company for the holidays would be fitting...
regardless, let me begin. i hope you will at least consider this advertisement for a rather noble lady.

she is very beautiful, kind, strong in every way imaginable, and completely unafraid of werellamas. she's also on the older side of things, offering an intelligent and mature viewpoint on any discussion you may have.
that doesn't mean she's boring, however. far from it! i can personally attest to having more fun with her than i have had with most people her age...
her favorite time of day is actually the night, when the stars come out and constellations glitter endlessly above, and everything is aglow thanks to the moon's dim light.
she's also quite magnanimous, acquiescing to even the simplest requests... as long as they're harmless, of course.

as far as preferences go, she likes handsome men and pretty women, with charming and intelligent minds... and an air of mystery and danger about them, without diving into actual criminal activity. unfortunately for our younger people, she'd like all serious relationships to be with those thirty and over.

please reply with an inquiries, offers, or recommendations if you have them.
thank you for taking the time to read as well. please accept this video as a token of my gratitude.

Comments

[elevelvetor]

that's quite simple!
she's actually a rather shy person. friendly and wonderful and a lover of pets, but awfully, terribly shy.
in fact, she wouldn't even agree to my doing this for her unless i took her name out of the equation.

[compendiem]

Would a shy person be amenable to meeting up with what's essentially a stranger?

[elevelvetor]

she'll have to be.
she already agreed to let me do this, after all.

[ ...she may have accidentally guilted her into agreeing to this. Slightly. ]

[compendiem]

I see. I don't know about shy, then. It's a bolder move than I would make.

[elevelvetor]

ah, so you're not as easy to persuade into this sort of thing as she is.
a shame. i was looking forward to writing your dating profile.

[ ...she's probably joking. ]

[compendiem]

It'd be a blank profile aside from the glitter text.

[elevelvetor]

it absolutely wouldn't be.

[compendiem]

And an animal video. I request sea jellies if possible.

[elevelvetor]

you would have several paragraphs, glitter text, and an animal video.
sea jellies are absolutely possible, however. do you have a favorite type?

[compendiem]

Hmm.
The common moon jelly.

[elevelvetor]

excellent. do you have a preference on how soon this occurs?

[ ...she's taking his animal preference as an agreement, i'm sorry. ]

[compendiem]

[ He types "Never." anD THEN BACKSPACES because honestly... he's got a jellyfish video in it for him... ]

No.

[elevelvetor]

[ Too Easy, but also: please don't get smooth-talked into a dating profile, Minato... You're better than this, probably... ]

then i'll take my time with it and deliver you the best possible service available.
oh, but... no, never mind.
i'll ask you about your preferences later. i'd like to focus on helping my friend here first after all.

[compendiem]

[ probably... ]

Right... Don't worry too much about it. Hope your friend finds a good match.

[elevelvetor]

i'll be certain to do my best. for her and for you as well.

[ she's gonna at least do it before valentine's day.... prepare. ]