003. Text // You've only spent a second of your life

[manufactured]

I'm currently seeking people to assist with a personal project of mine. Details are best discussed in person; if you're interested, reply here and I can give you an address at which we can meet to go over what this particular favor would entail. If you have any immediately pressing questions, I suppose I can answer those as well.

Though I will say upfront that it's a paid request, not something I'm expecting you to do for free; I can afford to pay very handsomely for it, actually – something that I'm sure will be appreciated at least somewhat, given this time of year.


[OOC: This is with regards to some...at least mildly unethical and utterly unsanctioned clinical trials for something Wesker's been working on; I promise it will not kill or otherwise harm your character, worst case is literally "congratulations, it's fucking nothing" - a log will go up at some time later for further discussion, should there be takers.]

Comments

[1019]

What kind of project are we talking about here??

[Didn't... he say that details would need to be provided in person?]

Is it something that could use a hand from a tech wiz, because if so then I'm your guy, I could always use some more holiday money.

[For what, exactly?]

[manufactured]

[...jesus christ, hello there. Parts of that have his attention, though, outside of the apparent inability to comprehend what "details will be provided in person" means - ]

Might I ask what it is you specialize in...?

[1019]

Well if it's specialty you want, that's mechanical engineering!
I've been into it since I was maybe about 5??
I'm an inventor.

[You're a fuckin' student, is what you are.]

I'm handy with computers and code too if that's what you were looking for.
It's not my favorite but repairing's how I get most of my cash these days.

[manufactured]

How familiar are you with medical equipment? This is actually unrelated to the offer I'm presenting everyone else - this is more for personal reasons.

[...well, this is a shitshow in the making already.]

[1019]

Oh really!
Basically I took an intro to biotech in high school and I've dissected a pig and a cadaver, but I'm a fast learner.
If I've got an idea of what something's supposed to DO I can find my way around it.

[Hey, at least it's... here.]

[manufactured]

[...that...ah.]

...You dissected a pig.

[I MEAN, ON THE LIST OF QUALIFICATIONS HE EXPECTED HERE, "DISSECTED A PIG" WAS SOMEHOW NOT AMONG THEM, HANG ON]

[1019]

Yeah, in middle school.
I thought it’s normal, or is it not outside of farm towns??
I mean the place I come from DID have pigs to spare

[Context is... king...?

And yet you don’t... even know where those piglets come from, do you.]

I guess all I’m saying is yeah, my medical experience is currently limited to anatomy and biotech class but I’m up to learning stuff where I can!
And I’m DAMN good at it!

[manufactured]

It's fairly normal, I just wasn't quite expecting that on the list of qualifications. I did a few similar things, though the cadaver was decidedly not a middle school experience.

But I can't say I'm not interested in what you're offering, either.

[1019]

LOL yeah, the cadaver was last year for me.

[He didn't... ask.]

Are you talent scouting for something?

[Because here is a fellow who fancies himself a fountain of talent.]

[manufactured]

Not precisely, though I'd be lying if I said that talent didn't interest me in some way.

[...I mean if this guy is volunteering information he's not going to. say. no.]