003. Text // You've only spent a second of your life

[manufactured]

I'm currently seeking people to assist with a personal project of mine. Details are best discussed in person; if you're interested, reply here and I can give you an address at which we can meet to go over what this particular favor would entail. If you have any immediately pressing questions, I suppose I can answer those as well.

Though I will say upfront that it's a paid request, not something I'm expecting you to do for free; I can afford to pay very handsomely for it, actually – something that I'm sure will be appreciated at least somewhat, given this time of year.


[OOC: This is with regards to some...at least mildly unethical and utterly unsanctioned clinical trials for something Wesker's been working on; I promise it will not kill or otherwise harm your character, worst case is literally "congratulations, it's fucking nothing" - a log will go up at some time later for further discussion, should there be takers.]

Comments

[long_live_the_queen]

I'd at least like to know the basics.

Do I have to lift 30 lb objects? Will I keep all my fingers and toes? Are you going to stab me with needles?

[Normal paranoid person concerns. Or...just Lucy. Probably just Lucy.]

[manufactured]

[...i mean.

fair.]

I'm not going to surprise you with anything you don't agree to, up to and including impromptu amputation. I'm not a barbarian, nor am I interested in torturing people.

[long_live_the_queen]

Can't imagine why I would *ask* to lose a finger either, but fine. I'll see what it is you want to do.

[And if she decides Nope she can bail out of a window or something. There, reasonable escape plan.]

[manufactured]

Consider it appreciated.

I don't believe we've met, incidentally.

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada.

I don't talk to people much.

[manufactured]

Albert Wesker. It's a pleasure.

...I usually prefer not to, myself.