003. Text // You've only spent a second of your life

[manufactured]

I'm currently seeking people to assist with a personal project of mine. Details are best discussed in person; if you're interested, reply here and I can give you an address at which we can meet to go over what this particular favor would entail. If you have any immediately pressing questions, I suppose I can answer those as well.

Though I will say upfront that it's a paid request, not something I'm expecting you to do for free; I can afford to pay very handsomely for it, actually – something that I'm sure will be appreciated at least somewhat, given this time of year.


[OOC: This is with regards to some...at least mildly unethical and utterly unsanctioned clinical trials for something Wesker's been working on; I promise it will not kill or otherwise harm your character, worst case is literally "congratulations, it's fucking nothing" - a log will go up at some time later for further discussion, should there be takers.]

Comments

[ossifragant]

that's usually how it goes, I guess

I can't say I mind

[manufactured]

Take it as a compliment if it pleases you.

[ossifragant]

I will
it makes me wonder about some of the other company you keep, though

and if I'd get along with them

[manufactured]

If you consider this conversation to be going well, then most likely.

That isn't to say that it's not; simply that they're all infinitely more sociable than I am.

[ossifragant]

oh, I don't think that's that big of a deal
I own a bar; a bit part of the job is just listening to the regulars

[manufactured]

Which bar might that be, through curiosity?

[ossifragant]

providence

[Someone thinks he's fucking hilarious.]

[manufactured]

...For a bar, of all things.

[i mean

someone thinks he's fucking hilarious and that somebody thinks correctly]

[ossifragant]

exactly!

it helps get people into the door

[his shot glasses probably have little doves on them and everything]

[manufactured]

That is possibly the most delightful thing I've heard in the past six months.

[ossifragant]

you're welcome to come by
not being able to taste anything is pretty ridiculous, but at least alcohol still works

[manufactured]

I'll bear that in mind, then.