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[recollecters]

Hello! You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to get horseback lessons? I never got those, but I did learn to code, so that's pretty cool. Anyway! We've been working on horses a little, although mostly it seems like we'll be pouring hours into taste, which seems to be a result of the outside destabilization? Balancing spinning tops is always kind of a headache. I hope some of you found those loopholes! There's some of those bats in here, too, and I've been carrying things around to fend them off all week. Some people keep herding them into heavily populated areas in the building, though. What a pain! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 1 has been icly regained; it includes grains. Also as of this post, horses are now recognized in fictional books, games and movies. This is extended to merchandise as well such as the world-equivalent of My Little Pony. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[loudmouths]

of course i have! but i don't go around kissin strangers or friends! kissin is for romance!! candlelit dinners and lookin into each other's eyes and holdin hands while the music swells into a dramatic and heartfelt crescendo!!




or i guess when you're gettin dirty, too, but neither of those things apply to people on the street i don't even know!!

[vendettastool]

They go away even with a peck on the cheek.

Why does everyone think kisses need to be romantic anyways?

[loudmouths]

THAT'S STILL TOO INTIMATE!! unless you're kissin your relatives, i guess...

isn't it normal to think they're romantic?

[vendettastool]

No? I never do. Kisses are free, hearts aren't.

[loudmouths]

uoh...

you're that kinda guy, huh...

[vendettastool]

Depends. What kind of guy are you thinking of?

[loudmouths]

a suave player type with a secret romantic side... the kind that will kiss anyone, but keeps their heart locked in a cage... and there's only one person who holds the key

[vendettastool]

You are partly right. I am a player but I don't have a heart if you ask my exes.

[loudmouths]

well that's because those people weren't the ones who had the key to unlock it!! that's all part of the narrative!!

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[maskreant]

The One will show themselves eventually.

[vendettastool]

I get the feeling that there will be a line of people that will chant 'told you so' if it ever happens.

[maskreant]

i can break the mold and say “i informed you thusly,” if that helps at all.

[vendettastool]

So long as it also doesn't involve some light patting on the back and/or plenty of alcohol, then that would be an improvement and not another romcom script.

[loudmouths]

that's right!! there's someone out there for everyone! maybe even multiple someones, if you're lucky!!

[ keigo why ]

[maskreant]

supporting the harem life, i see.

[loudmouths]

who doesn't want a buncha hot people lovin them?

[maskreant]

you can live your dream

in a game.

[loudmouths]

that sounds so lame when you say it

[maskreant]

i'm being serious?

[vendettastool]

It's not like I can allow that to happen in any case.

[loudmouths]

what?? why not?

[vendettastool]

As heir I may end up having to marry for connections and money.

[loudmouths]

oh my god

this story is getting heart wrenching!!

the playboy who avoids love because of business obligation!!

[vendettastool]

Don't tell me you're going to call my life a melodrama. I already get that from my PA.

[loudmouths]

how can i not when you set it up so perfectly?!