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[recollecters]

Hello! You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to get horseback lessons? I never got those, but I did learn to code, so that's pretty cool. Anyway! We've been working on horses a little, although mostly it seems like we'll be pouring hours into taste, which seems to be a result of the outside destabilization? Balancing spinning tops is always kind of a headache. I hope some of you found those loopholes! There's some of those bats in here, too, and I've been carrying things around to fend them off all week. Some people keep herding them into heavily populated areas in the building, though. What a pain! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 1 has been icly regained; it includes grains. Also as of this post, horses are now recognized in fictional books, games and movies. This is extended to merchandise as well such as the world-equivalent of My Little Pony. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[loudmouths]

ok but can you at least share with the class the best way to get those damn bats out of our direct vicinity

because swatting at them sure doesn't work and i can't exactly go around swinging an invisible sword at them, either

thanks xoxo

[youraffection]

so does this mean were gonna lose the giant chickens soon or

[robitussin]

if you’re putting hours into it does that mean taste will be back by christmas?? don’t get my hopes up joanne

also has anyone tried pest repellant on the mistletoe bats?? please report back i’m suffering

[loudmouths]

one can only hope

those things are evil

[youraffection]

right??
the sooner the better!

[courageofheart]

oh thank goodness

I needed to be abel to taste my sweet rolls befor christmas

[stressweets]

They are not evil!

[loudmouths]

maybe they can roast them before they disappear

make some fried chicken just in time for christmas

[redarm]

i hope not.
i still wanna eat one

[loudmouths]

sure they are! just like normal chickens! temperamental and aggressive and stupid!

at least normal chickens aren't big enough to break your neck or kill you or worse!

[mutualistic]

Considering they're plants, technically, perhaps weed repellent would be more effective. I can't say I've tried it though.

[youraffection]

haha shit
better than the colonel

[youraffection]

get ur chance now b4 our prayers r answered and they go away forever

[youraffection]

dude have u met 1??

[wherethewildthingsare]

They better not get rid of the big birds

They really grew on me.

[loudmouths]

can you imagine how much oil and breading that would take though

and you'd need a really huge bucket to put all the pieces in!!!

[robitussin]

does mistletoe count as a weed? idk we’re getting into some major gray area here, most normal weeds don’t fly though

this calls for some experimentation

[headpatmenace]

Yes?? Please?? Horses??

I would really like to not good looked at like a clown whenever someone looks at my transcript.

My horseback riding experience gets me a weird look from my counselor everytime we talk.

[redarm]

but i cant taste them right now
id just be eating a giant hunk of tasteless meat.

[fiddlestick]

[POOR REAN....]

Haha, maybe you should just say you know how to ride chocobos?
I mean, they're likely not gonna check right....?

[stressweets]

Only if you give them reason to.
Though if you think such ill thoughts around them, then of course they're going to be a little moody...
Animals are incredibly perceptive to feelings.

[youraffection]

well it wouldnt b the weirdest undertaking around here

[stressweets]

I work with them, so yes.
I've met dozens of them.

[youraffection]

they said theyre working on it so maybe soon?

[loudmouths]

i'm only thinkin that way about them because they gave me reason to!

i didn't really think one way or the other about 'em until they started gettin nasty at me and chasin me!!