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[recollecters]

Hello! You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to get horseback lessons? I never got those, but I did learn to code, so that's pretty cool. Anyway! We've been working on horses a little, although mostly it seems like we'll be pouring hours into taste, which seems to be a result of the outside destabilization? Balancing spinning tops is always kind of a headache. I hope some of you found those loopholes! There's some of those bats in here, too, and I've been carrying things around to fend them off all week. Some people keep herding them into heavily populated areas in the building, though. What a pain! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 1 has been icly regained; it includes grains. Also as of this post, horses are now recognized in fictional books, games and movies. This is extended to merchandise as well such as the world-equivalent of My Little Pony. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[loudmouths]

ok but can you at least share with the class the best way to get those damn bats out of our direct vicinity

because swatting at them sure doesn't work and i can't exactly go around swinging an invisible sword at them, either

thanks xoxo

[vendettastool]

None of them are ever going to answer you this way. They never do.

I bet you're suppose to kiss someone; after all, they are mistletoe, right?

[livingdeadgirl]

you can use hershey kisses it turns out

[youraffection]

so does this mean were gonna lose the giant chickens soon or

[loudmouths]

one can only hope

those things are evil

[redarm]

i hope not.
i still wanna eat one

[long_live_the_queen]

Did one bite you or something?

[destiny_key]

i hope not!!!
i love chocobos
i think theyre really sweet

im mostly hoping we can have both them and horses

[robitussin]

if you’re putting hours into it does that mean taste will be back by christmas?? don’t get my hopes up joanne

also has anyone tried pest repellant on the mistletoe bats?? please report back i’m suffering

[mutualistic]

Considering they're plants, technically, perhaps weed repellent would be more effective. I can't say I've tried it though.

[destiny_key]

i dont think theyre real bats
so i dont know that that sort of thing will work

also i hope we at least get sweets back by christmas ;_;

[courageofheart]

oh thank goodness

I needed to be abel to taste my sweet rolls befor christmas

[lalliho]

why specifically sweet rolls

[wherethewildthingsare]

They better not get rid of the big birds

They really grew on me.

[maidofmistakes]

Maybe we can have both? Chocobos are kind of cute...

[headpatmenace]

Yes?? Please?? Horses??

I would really like to not good looked at like a clown whenever someone looks at my transcript.

My horseback riding experience gets me a weird look from my counselor everytime we talk.

[fiddlestick]

[POOR REAN....]

Haha, maybe you should just say you know how to ride chocobos?
I mean, they're likely not gonna check right....?

[falsepretentious]

Bread has taste again. I repeat, bread has taste again. Rejoice! We have scored our first victory in this war.

It's curious that she's having trouble with those bats, however. Presuming she means those mistletoe-composed pests, could that mean that the company truly is somewhere in this city after all? And I wonder what loopholes she speaks of...

I shall test other related food products for taste as I ponder this.

[dulynoted]

So they were actually able to fix something.

[ Interesting. ]

Two things, actually.

[dejerate]

So you FINALLY realized we want to be able to actually taste what we eat again? Tch. About time, you jerks!
Just hope you guys don't mess this up even more, somehow.

[drizzle]

whoa! was being unable to taste test our ginger bread houses really enough to annoy you?

because i may just hug you for caring so much about it!

[This may or may not be her attempt in trying to defuse the wrath of the mysterious admins of this app.]

[keystaff]

I've never been horseback riding either. But ah, so they have been working on getting our taste back! That's great! Maybe we will get to eat properly and enjoy it with the holidays after all!

I -- I hope they figure out dealing with the bats though. I wasn't expecting to need to deal with those.

[hadeir]

You haven't gone horseriding before?

Let's try when we have horses back. They're more pleasant than these giant riding chickens.

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa First the Retrospec employees could get taken, then the monsters could get in. Then the fog in October, and now the bats can get in the building.
Hitori Togusa You're shielded from some things, but not others. You could always see blue, and I'm betting you can eat just fine. I wonder what the difference is. But overall, you're in as much danger as we are.

Hitori Togusa And what counts as 'heavily populated'? Three people in the same area?

[sunnymerc]

CARBS??? WHY CARBS??? WHERE IS MY BACON? MY BEEF?
ID BE OK WITH BEANS
I CANT BELIEVE I MISS THE TASTE OF PROTEIN POWDER

I CANT STAY JACKED ON NOTHING BUT BREAD

IVE ALREADY TAKEN 3 NAPS TODAY

[lastcomfort]

Soliel! You can still eat bacon!

[invocate]

Li-Na Yiu Rice! I can taste rice again!
Li-Na Yiu Please get the rest of our taste back, Joanne. A girl cannot live on rice alone.

[lesinset]

Constantine Tarr shared a photo. 12/10 near Tisse

got bread?

[lastcomfort]

Oh that looks so good!!

[scarlet_devil]

Perhaps you could fix whatever's affecting communication to the world outside Recollé? This is making our work very difficult!

[ Even if they don't answer, they must read these, right? ]

[odasaku]

At least I can taste rice again.

Also, does anyone notice something weird about this message Ms. Joanne sent or is it just me?