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Hello! You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to get horseback lessons? I never got those, but I did learn to code, so that's pretty cool. Anyway! We've been working on horses a little, although mostly it seems like we'll be pouring hours into taste, which seems to be a result of the outside destabilization?

Balancing spinning tops is always kind of a headache. I hope some of you found those loopholes! There's some of those bats in here, too, and I've been carrying things around to fend them off all week. Some people keep herding them into heavily populated areas in the building, though. What a pain!

Joanne Wiseman
Technician 2nd class
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ok but can you at least share with the class the best way to get those damn bats out of our direct vicinity

because swatting at them sure doesn't work and i can't exactly go around swinging an invisible sword at them, either

thanks xoxo

None of them are ever going to answer you this way. They never do.

I bet you're suppose to kiss someone; after all, they are mistletoe, right?

...w

well

i mean

yeah the kissin thing works but i don't wanna go around ... kissin everyone i run into... it's embarrassing!! there's gotta be another way!!

How's that? Haven't you ever kissed anyone before?

of course i have! but i don't go around kissin strangers or friends! kissin is for romance!! candlelit dinners and lookin into each other's eyes and holdin hands while the music swells into a dramatic and heartfelt crescendo!!

or i guess when you're gettin dirty, too, but neither of those things apply to people on the street i don't even know!!

They go away even with a peck on the cheek.

Why does everyone think kisses need to be romantic anyways?

THAT'S STILL TOO INTIMATE!! unless you're kissin your relatives, i guess...

isn't it normal to think they're romantic?

No? I never do. Kisses are free, hearts aren't.

uoh...

you're that kinda guy, huh...

Depends. What kind of guy are you thinking of?

a suave player type with a secret romantic side... the kind that will kiss anyone, but keeps their heart locked in a cage... and there's only one person who holds the key