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Comments

[blooming_resonance]

Sakuya Haibara 03/01 near Tisse, Recolle

I had to turn off my phone while I was at work, and I come back to another flood of updates and notifications. Everyone works so fast, here. Has anyone else noticed you can update your status picture, though? It seems to be a little overlooked in the general flood of notifications. Now, if only they would have better support for uploading things from other photo services.

Sakuya Haibara 03/01 near Tisse, Recolle

Oh... the notifs stopped. Was that just me, or did everyone get it? Or is it stopped for everyone, either?

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen yeah i noticed that too
Dante Rantanen maybe that's how they've decided to reward us for being such great patrons

[please. hear the sarcasm and how it permeates his text.]

[blooming_resonance]

[She gets it, for the most part, but there's still...]

Sakuya Haibara I'm still not sure how they consider us patrons at all
Sakuya Haibara We're not paying them, most of us aren't using the app because we want to...
Sakuya Haibara They're sort of purposefully avoiding contacting us...
Sakuya Haibara And I'm pretty sure the moment they ask for money, we're all going to drop them pretty hard, so that's out
Sakuya Haibara What are they hoping to get?

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen entertainment?
Dante Rantanen it's a little bit lord of the flies meets social media

[Excuse his cynicism...]

[blooming_resonance]

Sakuya Haibara Well that's morbid...
Sakuya Haibara The entertainment had to run out after the fiftieth person asking how they can delete the app, though, right?

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen that's assuming they don't have anything more in store for us
Dante Rantanen besides
Dante Rantanen if you're trying to mess with people for entertainment, you spread a wide net
Dante Rantanen sure you'll get a bunch of boring responses
Dante Rantanen but you'll also get a handful of idiots that think yelling and swearing is going to get them what they want and that making comments about your dick size is somehow going to magically "win" whatever fight they think they're in
Dante Rantanen they don't realize that the real goal was to get them to make a fool of themselves in the first place and that it's already been accomplished

[Does he have experience in doing this? No, no, surely not, you must be thinking of another person...]

[blooming_resonance]

Sakuya Haibara More... hoping that they don't.
Sakuya Haibara I'm sure no one has a good feeling about what is going on here.
Sakuya Haibara I suppose, in a way, that's true, but that doesn't that mean those of us not giving them what they want will be excluded soon?
Sakuya Haibara There's been some... louder folks, but a lot of quieter ones, as well. Those who approached and still approach the whole thing with a level head.

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen everyone's got a boiling point
Dante Rantanen sometimes you just have to work a little harder and spend a bit more time to figure out what that is

[blooming_resonance]

Sakuya Haibara Seems like so much effort.
Sakuya Haibara If they were just casting a wide net to see if they could get a few good bites, they should've received what they were after
Sakuya Haibara Seems too much effort to try to do that to everyone...

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen the more effort you have to put in the more rewarding the payoff
Dante Rantanen there's a reason the cliche about it always being the quiet ones is a thing

[blooming_resonance]

Sakuya Haibara On a mass scale like this still feels like too much effort.
Sakuya Haibara It's also too organized. You'd think if it was just entertainment, they'd be getting bored sooner.
Sakuya Haibara There has to be a reason more than just simply to get a laugh.

[darkinferno]

Dante Rantanen i mean if you're gonna go for it you've gotta be prepared for the long haul
Dante Rantanen that being said i agree with you
Dante Rantanen i think there's more of a reason for all of this than straight entertainment too
Dante Rantanen the question is what are they hoping to get from us
Dante Rantanen and is what they're "giving" us for it enough incentive to do what they want
Dante Rantanen whatever "what they want" is

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura oh man i was getting some rando stuff
Yosuke Hanamura like the same 1 over and over

[blooming_resonance]

Sakuya Haibara Same one of which notification? Did it say anything interesting?

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura uh...
Yosuke Hanamura its kinda embarrassing