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Comments

[tearable]

[ Obviously, Elizabeth was in the middle of a few things when this all went on. She's doing a good job blocking out notifications for the most part. ]

one
[ You! Yes, you! You're getting an angry private message! ]

What the hell was that about? You can't just text me the lyrics to old 80's ballads without context.

two - students in high school and college
[ If you're one of Elizabeth's students, congratulations, you've been sent the following text: ]
This test will be calculated based on multiple choice questions. You're not allowed to use your notes or book. In this test, you'll find that it will cover [INSERT TOPICS] and account for 30% of your semester grade.

1. Answer: B
2: Answer: C
3: Answer: Particle Acceleration
4: Answer: False
5: Answer: The cause is an abundance of atoms.
6: Answer: B

three - close adult cr aka please drag me
:( I miss you. When are you going to be home? You better be wearing that cologne I like.


four

... SEARCH RESULTS
APPLE TECH SUPPORT: 82947379 RESULTS
service providers comparison chart 1463579 RESULTS
dogs for adoption in recolle: 62339 RESULTS
can you unsend an unread text message? 948727 RESULTS


[ The last one is her fucking suggestion and I'm sticking to it. ]

two

[clear_eyes]

Uhm.

I certainly hope your intention isn't to help us cheat, ma'am.

[tearable]

No! This stupid — I'm seeing now that this notification is riddled with errors. That was from my personal e-mail.

two

[truedetective]

Mrs. Wolf, this is very inappropriate.

And not particularly helpful.

[tearable]

I tried to unsend the message. That was in my personal e-mail and thus, not meant for a text message. I assure you, it wasn't my intention to give freebies.

2!

[sharplydressed]

wow, this is pretty generous even for you. thanks! (・ω<)

[He's just being A PUNK.]

[tearable]

Clearly my generosity will be talked about for years to come... :/ In all seriousness, I did *not* send this out so carelessly.

two

[strongestheart]

Uhhhhh....???

This seems like a bad idea...

[tearable]

Yes! A very bad idea! I have to re-write all of my exams!

3

[daemonized]

Dearest Elizabeth, what will your husband think? And what cologne might that be?

[Another hilarious misfire for the day, he's betting. He's on a roll!]

[tearable]

[ She wasn't ready. Especially when the recipient still says to Bigby. ]

...That was not...
Ignore that. It's obvious who it was for.
Ask him yourself, I'm sure it's a favorite among older men.

three

[voicelessresistance]

Elizabeth I didn't know you felt that way.
I'm honored but I'm afraid it's just not to be.

[tearable]

[ kill her. ]

If I planned to swoon you, I'd ask for more than cologne, trust me.
It's this application... this program is not safe among users.

One

[true_noir]

I'm sorry? I believe that there has been some confusion here, perhaps?

[Someone was confused here, definitely. Who was this person, and why were they upset?]

[tearable]

White Lion “When The Children Cry”
Bon Jovi “I'll Be There For You”
Skid Row “I Remember You”
Warrant “Heaven”

All of these were sent to me and there's no context. Glitch?

four

[mercurio]

what? how are there these many dogs for adoption in recolle??

[that's not how this works, prompto]

[tearable]

What? No! That wasn't — oh damn it. What else did it say?

(and no, there are not. Trust me. The selection is pretty limited, honestly.)

one

[browbeater]

[it's not like he hasn't put his phone away all day and is only getting to this a couple of hours later.

No big deal. Pause.

No, wait, what?]

i am 99% sure you have the wrong person.

[tearable]

[ Buuuut, she's checking the contact: it came from this person. ]

I don't believe so. I'm looking at the sender and — well. It's you!

[ She screencaps for confirmation and sends. ]

three

[voideity]

well babe ill try to be there as quick as i can 😉 😉 😉

lmao
what cologne does mr woof wear anyway
(assumin that was 4 mr woof wink wink)

[tearable]

[ If she could just live without her phone, that would be a good time. Just hurl it out of her car window or something. ]

Roxy... Do you think any answer except Old Spice is acceptable?

[ WHO THE HECK ELSE WOULD THIS BE TO... SHE ISN'T A HO. ]

One

[mincingminuet]

I didn't?

I just commented on how lame it is to have your phone wig out and start blaring the Jason Voorhees theme song.

[tearable]

Er.
That wasn't what happened...
It was something more than that — I got that but, I was also sent a message with lyrics from Queen.
And Bon Jovi.

two

[complementing]

As a representative of Recollé University's Student Affairs, I'm thoroughly disappointed that someone in our student body would spend time and effort to acquire these answers, use the professor's phone to maintain anonymity, and post everything up for other students to see. Since I'm sure whoever did this realizes the tests would be rewritten once this text went out, I can only assume that the culprit is doing this to make a point. About what, I couldn't say, but their disrespect to the professor, the education of their fellow university students, as well as their own education, will not be tolerated. I'm planning on reporting this first thing tomorrow morning.





tl;dr hey JERKFACE if you think you can get away with stealing Professor Wolf's phone and posting exam answers you have another thing coming!!!

two

[godcards]

You seem quite keen on Answer B

Where are the bonus questions?