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[recollecters]

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Comments

[mikodere]

suggestion of the year tbh
no app needs to be like some kind of jumpscare from a horror movie
are you new to this app Chiyo? bc I've had this for about a month and it's just now allowed me to change my userpic

[gnasher]

what's with the one you uploaded...? do you have something in your eye, mikorin?

[mikodere]

what? NO I DON'T
I was told that if you covered one eye in a selfie that it would make you look cool!

[gnasher]

who told you that? a pirate?

[mikodere]

my friend did!!
And he's definitely not a pirate wth
you just wish you could look as cool as me!!

[Priorities...]

[gnasher]

i don't know if that look says "cool" so much as it says "the sun's in my face."

1/2

[admiringly]

mikotoooo
yes i'm new!!
why didn't you tell me you had this app earlier?? ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
if you've had it for a month that means this won't be like the social media form of the ring....
right?

2/3 i lied

[admiringly]

right....?

3/3

[admiringly]

[ 10 seconds later ]

mikoto
your userpic
.............

Re: 3/3

[gnasher]

if he's got pink eye, don't hang out with him for a few weeks.

[admiringly]

[ ... ]

[admiringly]

1. he doesn't have pink eye
2. i work for him
3. i'm not as smart as you but pink eye doesn't last that long
4. he's my friend and i'm going to hang out with him if i want to
5. he's your friend too

[gnasher]

1. you're not taking any public health classes.
2. that was your decision.
3. you're plenty smart, shut up.
4. ok, but don't touch his hands.
5. that means i'm responsible for looking out for him and his goopy eye.

[admiringly]

1. i don't have to to know what it looks like and to know what mikoto's doing
2. yes and i have to be a good employee! ditching work is bad!!!
3. i could be smarter!
4. ??? he doesn't have pink eye
5. he doesn't have pink eye

[mikodere]

HEY
I do not have pink eye!!!!!

[gnasher]

if you give my sister pink eye, i'm gonna kick your ass.

[mikodere]

I DON'T HAVE PINK EYE!!!
you ass
i hope this creepy app gives you malware

1/2 I'M LAUGHING and no worries I was wondering why my inbox exploded LOL

[mikodere]

Sorry Chiyo!!!
i've been busy and it didn't dawn on me to tell you
oh god
shit now I'm paranoid something's going to pop out like in the ring

2/2

[mikodere]

.... what?
what's wrong with it?
i thought it looked cool

1/2

[admiringly]

right??
maybe because it's an app the time period is different??
7 weeks instead of 7 days? 7 months?
how will we know??

[admiringly]

of course you do
and there's nothing wrong with it
but
you know that's what people who don't know you are going to expect right?

1/2

[mikodere]

i didn't even think about that
it makes sense... 7 weeks... 7 months... I wonder if maybe there's some hidden message behind the creepy letters?
maybe someone can decode it so we can figure it out!!
I don't want to wait 7 months to see if we'll be dead!!!

2/2

[mikodere]

[Chiyo your common sense is off the charts.

Now Mikoto's starting to reconsider his choice in "cool" userpics. This whole time, has he looked stupid to everyone that's used this app?]

when you say it like that
does it really look that weird????
maybe I will change it

1/2

[admiringly]

waaaaaahhhh mikoto are we going to die???
i don't want to die!!!!
ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ﾉ

[admiringly]

no it's not weird!
it's really not
it's just not how you usually are?
people will like you for you you know!