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Comments

[voicelessresistance]

No thank you.
I have learned it tolerate it because I suppose I can't get you to stop.

I guess it doesn't actually matter, if they already have access to our phones.

[hjack69]

see youre already beating out other people in knowing how i work
everybodys gotta have a nickname so its either red or honeybuns take your pick

[voicelessresistance]

Since I don't think you'd survive the experience of calling me honeybuns.

I suppose red will have to do.

[hjack69]

changed my mind now its either honeybuns or pumpkinbutt

[voicelessresistance]

You know the bouncers in this town all like me, right Jack?

I'm just saying, if you enjoy going out to drink...
Maybe don't do that.

[hjack69]

youre killing my vibe red
anyway youre too late to that party like all the bouncers at the good bars hate me anyway
like
i didnt even throw up on any of em and theyre STILL grudgin

[voicelessresistance]

Maybe they're all friends.
So they've passed your picture around.

"Warning: Known vomiter"

[hjack69]

look i know for a FACT the police force has done it
i mean you A C C I D E N T A L L Y throw up on two cops and suddenly youre a frickin menace or something

[voicelessresistance]

...How did you wind up throwing up on a cop and how have I not already heard this story?

[hjack69]

omg so ok you know know bigby wolf right?
i got kinda hammered and threw up on his shoes and he took my sexyfine boots and thot trotted his way home it was hilarious
i mean you KNOW what my boots look like

[voicelessresistance]

I know his wife more than him, but yes.

I cannot even picture that.
But I can see why he'd be angry with you for it.

[hjack69]

real nice guy hes just idk
homicide cop gruffy
looking at a bunch of dead people will probably do that to a guy
its ok tho were besties now
he took a giant ball of yarn to the face for me once

[voicelessresistance]

That is certainly...courageous?
I think.

Were you fighting with a cat at the time?

[hjack69]

oh man no it was great how have i not told you this story yet
ok so remember that fuckoff huge ball of dumb yarn they had in the plaza or w/e?
well the mayors horse
im sorry his majestic chicken mount
kinda karate kicked it off its base so it was rolling through the streets terrorizing people
kinda like attack of the killer tomatoes but even more lame somehow?
neway im standing right in its way ok so i go to jump to the side all badass like but biggs tries to dramatically tackle me to safety and we just kinda body slammed before getting run over by yarn

this story sounded cooler in my head

[voicelessresistance]

[There's a delay of maybe five minutes before she responds this time.]

I can imagine it, at least.
I

Horse.

They...look sort of like large, hairy dogs with...saddles...right?

[Regina hadn't remembered horses. Until just now.]

[hjack69]

[ attached: horse.jpg ]

yeah just imagine the saddle
and that this picture is way less shitty than it actually is
its actually really hard to mspaint on a tablet apparently??

wait
you didnt remember horses?

[voicelessresistance]

Yes, that's it.

Ah
No
Well

Maybe?

Not until you mentioned them.

[hjack69]

well noob lemme learn ya
chocobos only just happened last month til then we had frickin horses like normal people

[voicelessresistance]

I see.

I remember...both?
The mayor has a chocobo.
But it...was a horse?

That doesn't make any sense.

[hjack69]

yeah see it used to be horses
then one day it wasnt
and if you tell anyone theyre probably gonna be like " wtf are you talking about " or "haha good one " or " jack are you drunk "
i mean you prob wont get that last one but yeah

[voicelessresistance]

But that's...ridiculous.

[hjack69]

id swear on my moms life if i knew where she was or gave a shit if she died
since i dont and dont youre gonna have to take my word
i remember beautiful ponies that were actually unicorns ( bicorns? ) but made of diamonds and i remember dating a woman ive never met before
dont worry red youll start remembering weird shit in no time

[voicelessresistance]

Unicorns.

...I don't remember those.

[She's just filing the rest away for later to worry about.]

[hjack69]

nah thats a special me thing
you know izunia?
he remembers weird critters too
i just remember beautiful ponies made of diamonds
red they were so beautiful
like
idek how youd put a bow on a mane made of diamonds but it had one and it was kawaii as fuck

[voicelessresistance]

I see.
That's is uh.

Well it's very you.
I guess I'll leave it at that.

So horses are real.
Or were real.

But they're gone?