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[recollecters]

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Comments

[killyoubastards]

Anise Tatlin That is a nice silver lining... but that's a pretty big 'if' there. I reeeally don't think they know what they're doing.

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa Whatever it is they're trying to do with the platform, even if they don't know what they want, this space really is going to become what we make of it, isn't it?
Hitori Togusa The net isn't just its own entity, it's the collection of what everybody puts into it.

[killyoubastards]

Anise Tatlin Hehe. That's just the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from an upstanding pillar of society!

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa I, well. I guess that's good to hear, that you think so.
Hitori Togusa But, I've made it well known who I am, so who are you? Recolle High student, I'm assuming?

[killyoubastards]

Anise Tatlin Close! I'm starting high school next year. Still in junior high now.

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa Ah, so close!
Hitori Togusa I don't think I know any of the teachers at RJH. There's a great science teacher at Recolle High, Mrs. Wolf. She's nice.

[Togusa is not just required to say that just because she's married to one of his sort-of bosses.]

[killyoubastards]

Anise Tatlin Really? That's good news! I'm not great at science, but it can be kinda fun with the right teacher.

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa I didn't get a chance to take any of her classes, she didn't start teaching at the University until very recently.
Hitori Togusa But she's great! She has her own kid, too.