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[recollecters]

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Comments

[true_noir]

They can be quite sneaky, I'm told. I usually shut them up as quickly as possible because of that. Still, like you said, you can't very well buy anything from them.

[madcuriosity]

I've never had to deal with one, are they polite, at least?

[true_noir]

To an extent. It's usually both pushy and formal, so I couldn't tell you what they are like in terms of how polite they really are. They've usually got a script they have to follow, and get very confused if you get them off of it.

[madcuriosity]

Well at least they're polite. It would be much more rude to be pushy and insulting. Though the pushy part is a bit problematic, now isn't it? Well, hopefully, they shan't bother me.

[true_noir]

Not only rude, but also ineffective, wouldn't you agree? As the saying goes, one catches more flies with honey than vinegar. I think that is correct, anyway.

[madcuriosity]

Yes, but the real question is who ever is going about needing to catch flies!

[true_noir]

(OOC: Continued here)