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Comments

[5kotai]

[ computer breaking levels of "no"? ]

aw, that's too bad. if you had the time, maybe you could make a patch? or poke the coding.

what do you do?

[alienates]

[ i literally just got approved for a memory regain of when he explodes his computer which makes this funnier ]

I go to school, work, and do other shit that keeps me too busy.
There are other people who will probably be all over this though since they don't have lives.

[5kotai]

[ oh my god I GUESS THERE'S OUR ANSWER ]

it's okay, young adults have really busy lives, I've learned.

i wouldn't know any who don't have lives though, rent and bills need to be paid here. also, working at or attending school is required for most birch hills apartments.

[alienates]

I am pretty sure there are some people out there who can get away with it.
As in, they mooch off someone else or have enough money because their family's rich or something.
God I hate rich people.

[5kotai]

Are you living a more... modest life? I don't want to be nosy or rude, you don't have to answer!

A few of the tenants have wealthy parents, but they're... kind of silly. They camp at the mailbox, waiting for deliveries from their parents.

[alienates]

Well, that's one way to ask someone if they're broke.
Yeah I guess. My life is very "modest," or whatever.

My friend is rich as hell and she sometimes forget how normal people get by in life so she keeps trying to get me to skip work to hang out with her.

[5kotai]

sorry... what do you do for a job? i'm curious

can you say no to her? you're a very outspoken person! at least here.

[alienates]

I work at Grub Mart.
It's a convenience store which I assure you as is glamorous as it sounds.

Oh I always tell her no.
I'm not risking my damn job just so she won't be bored for an hour.

[5kotai]

Koukichi Ashikaga Japan has those, but the ones here are kind of different!
Koukichi Ashikaga I can't imagine working at them though, it seems very tiring.

Koukichi Ashikaga Good luck, movie guy!

[alienates]

I have a name and it's Karkat.
Movie guy just makes me sound like the dude who does voiceovers from all the trailers.

wrong format whoops

[5kotai]

Karkat then! It's nice to meet you. If I remember you for movies, it's better than konbini, right?

u have no idea how many times i've accidentally troll fonted at ppl so it's fine

[alienates]

What the fuck is konbini?
Is that an insult??

homestuck will embrace and never let you go

[5kotai]

no! konbini is convenience store, it's the japanese word for it.

god save us all

[alienates]

Oh
Ok I am taking your word for it.
And yeah no don't all be konbini?? Although I'm not sure if it's better or worse than movie guy.

[5kotai]

karkat! your name is karkat and you like movies, even b-movies! but your job is rough.

call me* THOSE TYPOS....

[alienates]

Who are you?
I mean your name is attached to this thing but since I actually went and told you mind, you can do the same.

only to be be noticed after... /hand on your shoulder

[5kotai]

koukichi! um, i'm not a native to recolle, and i like blogs, cooking, and art. i live in a college apartment because my aunt is the landlady, who i live with right now, so i see a lot of older students here.

[alienates]

[ karkat did not ask about any of that but okay, this is now information he has. ]

Uh huh
What kind of blogs do you read?

[5kotai]

[ one.) the "tell us a little about yourself" thing that they make shy kids do to open up continues to makes things awkward for shy kids.
two.) it gets more awkward when it actually becomes a thing, like a weird habit because it's supposed to help or something.
three.) sorry karkat. ]

video game ones right now, because my cousin aki was recommending me some games. otherwise, ones where people are having fun blogging about things they like! opinion stuff is great when it's not super negative about everything.

[ ...that knocks off blogs off the reading list real fast. ]

...it's easier to read when it's funny or lighthearted.

[alienates]

Uhhh
Ok real question here.
How the hell do you manage to find anything to read on the internet that isn't super negative about everything?

[5kotai]

I don't want to give up!

[alienates]

You are fighting a losing battle here.
Rest in pieces your attempt.

[5kotai]

...i don't want to die that way.
i think i'll go play some monster crossing instead.

[alienates]

That is a much safer and smarter choice.
Just don't talk about it on any blogs.

[5kotai]

yeah. i don't think i have that sort of strength to fight over whatever you could fight about in it.

it makes me happy! it will stay way.