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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[digthefuzz]

now there's the question for the ages

have your people talk to some other people

[thebeastwithout]

i have to have people???

what kinda people

can you be my people

[digthefuzz]

it's just a saying
but you should probably get an agent or something
and also, no lol

[thebeastwithout]

what's an agent
like a secret agent
i can be a secret agent if i get to pick my own codename

[digthefuzz]

i wish
but it's more like a talent agent kind of deal
if you can find a secret agency or something, then good for you

[thebeastwithout]

are there talent agents in recolle
who do i have to talk to to get my talents recognized
i feel like i should have been approached by someone already in awe of my talents

[digthefuzz]

probably??
just google it
maybe they're shy!

[thebeastwithout]

guess i'm just gonna have to go out on the street and start attracting the attention i deserve

[gar is going to get exactly the attention he deserves, it's true]

hey how did you get started in this business, anyway?

[digthefuzz]

some stars really are born
my dad's a film director, and he wanted me to be in some kinda show biz
and i ended up a heckbuster
the rest is history??

[thebeastwithout]

what
lucky

my parents are boring scientists or something

why can't i have cooler parents

[digthefuzz]

hold it man, scientists are totes cool
does that mean you grew up with like robots and stuff

[thebeastwithout]

what? no
that's not a scientist, that's a... ok well i guess it's a kinda scientist but my parents are boring scientists

my original parents were geneticists or something and my parents now do like, biophysics but working on dna and stuff

so still genetics

[digthefuzz]

hey that's still pretty cool-sounding stuff!
well, kinda spooky too

[thebeastwithout]

what
why spooky
my parents are pretty boring man

they dress like they're suburban homeowners trapped in the 1980s and they say things like 'golly sport'

[digthefuzz]

well like
messing with genes can make, like, mutants and stuff, right?

but aw they actually sound pretty sweet!

[thebeastwithout]

oh! nah they don't do that kinda stuff
they were just like
i dunno
cataloguing rare animals in the jungles of south america and africa and whatever

if they made mutants they'd be a lot cooler

[digthefuzz]

um
rare animals still sound so legit tho??
coolness all around my brother!!

but i dunno about mutations, seems like scary stuff

[thebeastwithout]

yeah well
i guess you can say that to them

if they made mutants they'd probably start the zombie apocalypse or something
that's pretty sweet right

[digthefuzz]

um
maybe sweet as a movie or something
but i have a feeling it wouldn't be so sweet in real life

[thebeastwithout]

nah it's ok
we've been flooded with enough zombie stuff that everyone knows the right thing to do
shoot everyone in the head
if your friend starts feeling sick shoot them in the head too
no mercy

[digthefuzz]

yo
that's just messed up
so messed up man!

[thebeastwithout]

what
it's zombies
you gotta do things the right way if you wanna survive man

don't you watch these movies

[digthefuzz]

i try not too
they're kinda rad
but also kinda really messy
and again just because the movies can be cool doesn't mean i want to wish it on reality!

[thebeastwithout]

i'm just saying
if it was reality
you gotta be prepared!!

i've watched every zombie movie ever made
i can beat any kinda zombie
one hand tied behind my back

....wait why are we talking about this again

[digthefuzz]

honestly?
i don't even remember anymore

but i guess i'll try to prepare myself for the possibility i guess??