PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[concasse]

[OH MY GOD]

r u actually critiquing this

Yusuke

love urself

at least get paid first

[fabrefactions]

[ DON'T. MOCK ART OR THE PEOPLE WHO TRY. ]

Yes? If someone has put the effort into drawing it, it's only fair to critique it properly.

Dismissing people's sincere attempts at art without offering them the chance to improve is why so many people lose heart in the arts and choose to leave it in favour of other careers.

[concasse]

[... Ugh, goddamnit]

fine

continue

[fabrefactions]

[ Yusuke: like 100 by now.
Sanji: zero. ]

Don't worry, I was not seeking your permission.

While the eyes are lacking the detail of light sources to give it the reflection that makes them look alive... the shape is not bad. It is fairly accurate, although your eyes do not tilt downwards in that way.

The general shape and thickness of your hair is quite nicely drawn, but the angle and directions in which it flows are off. It just looks messy, rather than flowing or styled...

[concasse]

[oh you sassy bastard]

forget messy

it looks atrocious

and they didn't even get the eye color right

[fabrefactions]

[ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧]

Yes I would add colour practice to the list of things to work on.

It's there, but it's very muted and not at all vibrant. Either they were aiming for a style that didn't work the way they wanted, or they lacked the confidence. Your hair is a much brighter blonde shade.

...

Although I'm unsure why they were so afraid of blue.

[concasse]

well it looks printed

maybe they ran out of blue

i'll give em that excuse

still pissed off about my hair tho

shit and that nose


... still better than what i can draw but that's not the point

[fabrefactions]

... is there anything about it you find genuinely passable?

As I have said, practising is the best way to improve. As with anything in life.

[concasse]

they got the cigarette right

[fabrefactions]

[ ...

... okay, fair. ]

Yes. That bodes well for any still life work they try in the future.

[concasse]

yeah

and i guess they got me wearing a suit?

so they didn't fuck that up either

[fabrefactions]

...

... Do you wear anything other than a suit?

[ Come to think of it, has he ever actually seen Sanji wearing anything less than smart casual? ]

[concasse]

u sound like u got a problem with that

[HE IS PROUD OF HIS SUITS, DON'T JUDGE]

[fabrefactions]

[ POINT TO WHERE HE WAS JUDGING? he owns like four pairs of vintage jeans he's not allowed to. ]

No, not particularly? I was just curious.

[concasse]

[HUFFS. LISTEN he felt that judging in his SOUL]

i like suits

they look sharp and they're easy to take care of

just gotta keep em ironed

[fabrefactions]

...

If I'm honest, the ironing part is where clothes seem to become high maintenance for me.

But I was just asking out of curiosity. If they are what you enjoy wearing, then there's no reason to feel insecure about it.

[concasse]

alright fair

can't say that part's fun

i'm just used to it

and fair is fair, what the hell do u usually prance around in

[fabrefactions]

... Ordinary clothes, I suppose. Whatever are the most comfortable things to wear when I know I will be sat for long periods of time in front of a canvas.

[ not discussed in this message: the three pairs of vintage jeans, pair of leather trousers, and recently acquired galaxy nightmare he got from retrospec. The leggings are very comfortable. ]

Although I do think a nicely cut jacket offsets an outfit nicely.

[concasse]

so u dress like a college student

[Which is fair, that's not even an insult]

shit how long do u sit in front of the canvas anyway?

[fabrefactions]

... Well. Yes. Given that I am one... I wouldn't think that was surprising.

...

... ...

... ... ... I lose count of time often. I'm not sure.

[ if people didn't literally drag him away from his work, he'd be in double figure hours. ]

1/2

[concasse]

[concasse]

right yeah we had this convo before

so to avoid retreading old shit

do u do anything besides art

[fabrefactions]

[ don't... call him out without actually calling him out like that... ]

Art is very time consuming.

But in answer to your question, yes. I'm learning sword skills in my spare time.

[concasse]

[EW A SWORDSMAN

U SMELL]

et tu

[fabrefactions]

[ wow ]

Apparently it's what... the me in the memories I see used. It suits his aesthetic rather well. But there also seems to be a muscle memory aspect as well, which makes it easier.

... Is there a problem with that?