TEXT ♞ IT WASN'T ME, MA

[optimistical]

If Retrospec gives you an item that you suspect is a murder weapon, what do you do with it? Should it be turned into the police or do you just keep it somewhere...? And what if you accidentally already got your fingerprints all over it...?

... hypothetically asking.

Comments

[optimistical]

I'd hit you with one of those inflatable toy hammers?

[compendiem]

I'm disappointed.

[optimistical]

Can't we just become close friends rather than sledgehammer friends?

I don't think I'm even strong enough to lift a sledgehammer...

[compendiem]

I guess we can become close friends, and work our way down to becoming sledgehammer friends. I'm not sure if I can lift one either... But with training, we can get there. I want to be able to return the favor when needed.

[optimistical]

You're really insistent on this sledgehammer thing, aren't you?

I do want to get stronger and actually lift things but not for these reasons.

[compendiem]

How else can I forget things?
What are you training for?

[optimistical]

With time? Distractions?

Nothing in particular. I just want to train in general since I want to learn how to defend myself if there's another wave of monsters or if I get mugged again.

[compendiem]

Think that will help you forget about murderous knife-wielding dogs?

Again, huh. You should keep the knife.

[optimistical]

I'd definitely try time or distractions before I take anything to the head.

I'm definitely not going to use a past murder weapon for self-defence! I might just invest in pepper spray or something...

[compendiem]

Do your best.
Somebody can still stab you through their tears.

[optimistical]

That's true... but I've been thinking of picking up some sort of martial arts or anything to learn self-defence.

I just don't really know what one to pick up.

[compendiem]

Bare-knuckle boxing.