momentaryspring: (Ryoga: you could never understaaand)
Ryoga Hibiki ([personal profile] momentaryspring) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-03-02 12:52 pm

Humblebragging intensifies

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.
me_matey: (i'm madly in anger with you)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-03-03 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i have never wanted to punch someone more than i do right now

id say meet me at the fckn dennys but u cant even manage that
me_matey: (dark in motion)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-03-03 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
-...what.-

um

what the hell r u talking about

i was there

i waited 4 u
me_matey: (dollar days 'til final checks)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-03-04 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
bullshit you were! i had time to wait there for an hour, go in, order a fuckn grand slam, eat it, have a shake 4 desert, pay, go back out, and wait another goddamn fuckn hour and U NEVER SHOWD UP