Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

Comments

[parodeity]

lmao what
is there a reason youre announcing this to us
can you finally do that boardbreak karate thing or something
im pretty sure theres a trick to that isnt there
never actually looked into it ngl
it was at like the bottom of my to do list

[gnasher]

are you the guy running the "more pushups than you" twitter account?

[alienates]

[constellates]

I don't think I understand
have you fought everyone in the city? (・・?)
but congrats on your strength I think! (´･ω･`) I'm sure you worked hard

[redarm]

oh yeah? id take that challenge!

[Goodbye Noah it was nice knowing you]

[true_noir]

What on earth brought this on? This seems quite the strange and aggressive little challenge to make.

[splasher]

did you level up a lot?

[ripplebeat]

whoa there, cool guy!!! tone down the BADASSERY would u lol

[outpunch]

Haven't you just

I don't know

hit your head a bit too hard?

[me_matey]

i have never wanted to punch someone more than i do right now

id say meet me at the fckn dennys but u cant even manage that

[commandertoolbelt]

dude no way
i was SO looking forward to getting my butt kicked again
there you go, crushing all my hopes and dreams

[divine_braid]

Wow dude... just wow.

[tokencanadian]

How strong is TOO STRONG exactly?