Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

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[alienates]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

Hmmmm.
Let's look at this thing you posted here.
Now, as you have so kindly pointed out, my reading comprehension seems to be unimpressive, so I hope I can do this right!
But looking through this... I see no mention of martial arts at all?
Is "SHAMEFUL SHOWING" a synonym for it that my tiny, pea-sized brain is unaware of?
I wonder how I, someone who knows literally nothing about you outside of what you posted in this network, am supposed to just automatically fucking know what you do in your free time when you aren't sucking off your own ego?
Or are martial artists the only people who ever fight?? Is this a thing that has suddenly become true without me looking?
Oh, it just must be my overwhelming stupidity at work again I guess!!
Shame on me for not being psychic?

[momentaryspring]

I'm not even going to bother to read your crazy talk any more. Try not to kill any cats on your way home.

[alienates]

Whatever helps you believe you're not a scumbag, dick!