Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

Comments

[momentaryspring]

Hmm. You must be a hit at parties.

[commandertoolbelt]

are you kidding? i'm the life of the party
just not the same way as you

[momentaryspring]

I'm glad. You seem like a good person.

[ ??? ]

[commandertoolbelt]

and you are an excellent judge of character

[momentaryspring]

Thank you; you're too kind.

[commandertoolbelt]

i try
so what are you gonna do now that you're too strong for the rest of us anyway

[momentaryspring]

To tell you the truth, I don't know.

[commandertoolbelt]

man that's a tough one
i'd say try going up against some battle robots but you might straight up destroy those
too bad we don't have any giant monsters for you to fight i'd pay to see that

[momentaryspring]

Well, if you see any, please let me know.