Humblebragging intensifies

[momentaryspring]

[ Imagine a dramatic sigh right here. ]

It's finally happened. I've become TOO STRONG.

For all those of you that I might have beaten into a blubbering pulp before, I apologize. It was my every intention to give you a second chance at redeeming yourself for your prior SHAMEFUL SHOWING. But I can no longer do this in good conscience.

I'd just end up wiping the floor with you too hard.

Comments

[splasher]

i'm sure he'll really appreciate a letter from you

[momentaryspring]

Well, it's been a while since I wrote.

I found a good wagashi place here, too, so maybe I should send him some... wait, no. It should be something you can't really get in Japan.

Hey, what's a good souvenir for a grandparent?

[splasher]

oh your grandpa's japanese
i find that my grandparents don't mind when i send them something that could be found in japan though
it just shows that i'm constantly thinking of home
hmm but sometimes i send them pictures or postcards or fridge magnets from here
sometimes some sweets

[momentaryspring]

How about some ranch dressing?

I've already sent a bunch of that other stuff. It should be something that screams: "AMERICA!"

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[splasher]

hmm ranch dressing could be a thing... ah
twinkies?

[momentaryspring]

TWINKIES.

PERFECT. Do they still make those? Didn't they get discontinued?

[splasher]

i'm not promising anything but my cousin may know a person who knows someone who could get you a twinkie or two

[momentaryspring]

What, really? This isn't going to involve money laundering, is it?

[splasher]

no no! of course not! i'll just ask him, alright?

[momentaryspring]

Oh. Yeah, great. Thank you, it's so rare to find a reasonable person online these days.

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[splasher]

you think so? well either way, no problem
i'll let you know when and if i get them