002 - Octopus's Garden In the Shade

[thebeastwithout]

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[Today on the hot mess that is Retrospec, somebody's either fallen asleep on their keyboard or allowed their cat to play with the computer for too long, 'cause there's a solid string of this for about a minute straight.]

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Garfield Logan added 3 new photos - in Huntington Avenue, Recollé
2 mins

[The first photo is a blurry image of Gar screaming, with only his head and upper chest visible. Something long and twisty is visible at the edge of the frame.

The second is a slightly less blurry image of a... realistic-looking octopus tentacle, for some reason.

The last is an image of Gar's bare chest underneath a ripped shirt, which no one ever really wanted to see, but we're all being traumatized today so just go with it. Everything looks normal up until the part where his shoulder attaches to the octopus tentacle in the previous picture.

It's kinda gross.]

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Comments

[alienated]

1) Are you ok?

2) Was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA really necessary?

[thebeastwithout]

no
yes

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[alienated]

Ok.
Thought so.
Go put on a new shirt and try to calm down. Freaking out isn't making it go away, is it?

[thebeastwithout]

no but if i scream out loud my parents are gonna come investigate so i'm gonna scream on the internet instead

it kinda makes me feel better

also i don't think the tentacle is fitting into any shirts