002 - Octopus's Garden In the Shade

[thebeastwithout]

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[Today on the hot mess that is Retrospec, somebody's either fallen asleep on their keyboard or allowed their cat to play with the computer for too long, 'cause there's a solid string of this for about a minute straight.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Garfield Logan added 3 new photos - in Huntington Avenue, Recollé
2 mins

[The first photo is a blurry image of Gar screaming, with only his head and upper chest visible. Something long and twisty is visible at the edge of the frame.

The second is a slightly less blurry image of a... realistic-looking octopus tentacle, for some reason.

The last is an image of Gar's bare chest underneath a ripped shirt, which no one ever really wanted to see, but we're all being traumatized today so just go with it. Everything looks normal up until the part where his shoulder attaches to the octopus tentacle in the previous picture.

It's kinda gross.]

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Comments

[maidofmistakes]

Wait
Were you an octopus???????

[thebeastwithout]

[thanks kara]

nO!!!!!

why would you ask that!!!

i don't think so???? i really don't think so!!

[ohrlyeh]

[........]

i suppose that is NOT a costume

[YOU THINK???]

[thebeastwithout]

DOESIT LOOK LIKE A COSTUME

just gonna google 'hyper realistic octopus tentacle costume' and oh look at all the places you can buy octopus tentacles to replace your arms with!!! wait theres zero!!

[alitaba]

WHOA COOL

[ this is entirely the wrong reaction, Futaba ]

you've got tentacles!!

[thebeastwithout]

nOT COOl

and its tentacle one tentacle there's only o

[right about then his other arm also transforms into a tentacle but sadly futaba will not be able to see the true glory of this spectacle]

sadfkflnsgalsf sadddddddddngnn aaassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[me_matey]

ive seen enough hentai to know where this is goin

[thebeastwithout]

wtf
no
BANNEd
blocked

how do you delete someone else's post

[frostythehitman]

i warned you about them taking limbs away didn't i
welcome to the club

[thebeastwithout]

i don't want to join your club!! your club sucks! there aren't even free cookies

what
the heck am i supposed to do
oh wait i know, turn into a giant squid!!

[invocate]

Gar! Are you okay?

How did that happen?

[thebeastwithout]

definitely super not ok!!!

i dunno! i just woke up! i was... i dunno i think i had some weird dreams?

[scarlet_devil]

WHat.

Are you turning into a shoggoth or something?

[thebeastwithout]

a what?!!

what is that

is it a good thing

[nachetanya]

Oh no were you a squid or some sort of alien before?

[ . . . You know if it's text it doesn't show how exciting that is to her. There, that's better. ]

[thebeastwithout]

no!!!!

...

ok maybe!!! i don't want to be! ...this is a million times worse than a dinosaur!

[windeity]

aaaaaaaa is maybe kind of correct, dude.
what is even going on there?

[thebeastwithout]

if i knew i wouldn't be typing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for five minutes!!

i told you bro! i told you it would be tentacles!! i probably jinxed myself or i have psychic octopus powers actually that wouldn't be as bad the OCTOPUS PART IS PRETTY BAD THOUGH

[insantafe]

[ whoa

he’d ask what the hell is going on with you but he kind of doesn’t want to know ]

You’re never going to make it as a photographer with pictures like those.

[thebeastwithout]

i'm just trying to make it as a human thanks!!!
failing at that already!
doing pretty bad!

doing worse with every second!

[alienated]

1) Are you ok?

2) Was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA really necessary?

[thebeastwithout]

no
yes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

[steadycourse]

Is that permanent?

I imagine it would be very difficult going to school looking like that!!

[Clearly the most important thing here.]

[thebeastwithout]

wHaT

i'm not going to school like this! i'm not going anywhere like this! why is that even the first thing you would think about

[erythristic]

i see james has already begun to give you a sort of plan, but if you need more advice, i'm the doctor he mentioned.

if it helps, we've had several people grow feline attributes - you're not alone in animal biology taking place.

[thebeastwithout]

ok how in the world did you explain that to anyone
like
a doctor's note that they decided to embrace the furry life and get a prosthetic tail or

[livingdeadgirl]

oh wow O_O

[thebeastwithout]

more like oh god no but yeah pretty much!!!

[digthefuzz]

???!!!!11
what
gar???

[thebeastwithout]

no

it's octogar now

i'm becoming one with the ocean lords

yes it's me!!!! who else would it be!