002 - Octopus's Garden In the Shade

[thebeastwithout]

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[Today on the hot mess that is Retrospec, somebody's either fallen asleep on their keyboard or allowed their cat to play with the computer for too long, 'cause there's a solid string of this for about a minute straight.]

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Garfield Logan added 3 new photos - in Huntington Avenue, Recollé
2 mins

[The first photo is a blurry image of Gar screaming, with only his head and upper chest visible. Something long and twisty is visible at the edge of the frame.

The second is a slightly less blurry image of a... realistic-looking octopus tentacle, for some reason.

The last is an image of Gar's bare chest underneath a ripped shirt, which no one ever really wanted to see, but we're all being traumatized today so just go with it. Everything looks normal up until the part where his shoulder attaches to the octopus tentacle in the previous picture.

It's kinda gross.]

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Comments

[thebeastwithout]

what
vampire are awesome!
...i mean, less awesome than like, werewolves, but they get pretty great movies

and like, you know

they're usually pretty hot for some reason

who wants to be an octopus???

[scarlet_devil]

And in my case, the other me was not only a vampire but a killer too.

[thebeastwithout]

oh

wait what

this isn't like hypothetical

ok i'll trade the appearance but you can keep the background

...vampires kinda have to kill to live, right?

[scarlet_devil]

Not this one. She was just evil. Then again, my memories of her are quite vague.

[thebeastwithout]

oh

sorry

i mean, i don't know how much i'm buying this 'past life' stuff as far as i know i'm just turning into some kind of freak for no reason

i already have a life and whatever's supposed to have happened is whatever

ya know?