002 - Octopus's Garden In the Shade

[thebeastwithout]

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[Today on the hot mess that is Retrospec, somebody's either fallen asleep on their keyboard or allowed their cat to play with the computer for too long, 'cause there's a solid string of this for about a minute straight.]

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Garfield Logan added 3 new photos - in Huntington Avenue, Recollé
2 mins

[The first photo is a blurry image of Gar screaming, with only his head and upper chest visible. Something long and twisty is visible at the edge of the frame.

The second is a slightly less blurry image of a... realistic-looking octopus tentacle, for some reason.

The last is an image of Gar's bare chest underneath a ripped shirt, which no one ever really wanted to see, but we're all being traumatized today so just go with it. Everything looks normal up until the part where his shoulder attaches to the octopus tentacle in the previous picture.

It's kinda gross.]

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Comments

[steadycourse]

I didn't say those subjects could be helpful for your current situation! I said that they're just important to know!

You'll be the most educated individual with a tentacle arm! That's something worth respecting!

[thebeastwithout]

is there an entry in the guinness book of world records for that

[steadycourse]

Doubtful, but maybe you'll be the first! Set a standard to everyone that has an arm like yours! ((⊂(`ω´∩)

[thebeastwithout]

ok if i'm not getting a prize for this i'm not interested

definitely no school