002 - Octopus's Garden In the Shade

[thebeastwithout]

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[Today on the hot mess that is Retrospec, somebody's either fallen asleep on their keyboard or allowed their cat to play with the computer for too long, 'cause there's a solid string of this for about a minute straight.]

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Garfield Logan added 3 new photos - in Huntington Avenue, Recollé
2 mins

[The first photo is a blurry image of Gar screaming, with only his head and upper chest visible. Something long and twisty is visible at the edge of the frame.

The second is a slightly less blurry image of a... realistic-looking octopus tentacle, for some reason.

The last is an image of Gar's bare chest underneath a ripped shirt, which no one ever really wanted to see, but we're all being traumatized today so just go with it. Everything looks normal up until the part where his shoulder attaches to the octopus tentacle in the previous picture.

It's kinda gross.]

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Comments

[me_matey]

my dude this is a dumbass plan

[thebeastwithout]

well no one else is giving me a good plan!!

[me_matey]

just wear a scarf. its winter.

[thebeastwithout]

on my tentacle arm?
who wears a scarf wrapped all the way around their arm

[me_matey]

long scarf, long coat. either way anything that can cover ur arm.

basically, just hide it.

[thebeastwithout]

ok coat maybe but i still dunno how you're wearing your scarf

i don't have any big coats like that

i'll go steal something from a clothes store dumpster i guess

[me_matey]

where do y rest the tails of ur scarf? ur shoulder, bruh. distracts from the arm.

also aint nobody throwin out their coats. get some from the st. mary consignment store.

[thebeastwithout]

'i'll go steal from the consignment store' sounds a little worse than stealing from a dumpster but i guess it's fine

[me_matey]

steal from that specific store and ill hang u by that tentacle boy

just buy it, its cheap.

[thebeastwithout]

but then
i'll need a coat to cover up my arm while i'm buying the coat to cover up my arm and then i'll still need to steal a coat

i guess i'll steal my dad's coat for now?

[me_matey]

now ur thinkin' like a champion.

[thebeastwithout]

i'm a mutant monster and i steal
life is so hard

ok i'm gonna go hide in a closet and not come out now

seeya i guess

wait no, not seeya, the opposite of seeya