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retrospec2018-01-22 11:48 am
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002 - Octopus's Garden In the Shade
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[Today on the hot mess that is Retrospec, somebody's either fallen asleep on their keyboard or allowed their cat to play with the computer for too long, 'cause there's a solid string of this for about a minute straight.]
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Garfield Logan added 3 new photos - in Huntington Avenue, Recollé
2 mins
[The first photo is a blurry image of Gar screaming, with only his head and upper chest visible. Something long and twisty is visible at the edge of the frame.
The second is a slightly less blurry image of a... realistic-looking octopus tentacle, for some reason.
The last is an image of Gar's bare chest underneath a ripped shirt, which no one ever really wanted to see, but we're all being traumatized today so just go with it. Everything looks normal up until the part where his shoulder attaches to the octopus tentacle in the previous picture.
It's kinda gross.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Today on the hot mess that is Retrospec, somebody's either fallen asleep on their keyboard or allowed their cat to play with the computer for too long, 'cause there's a solid string of this for about a minute straight.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garfield Logan added 3 new photos - in Huntington Avenue, Recollé
2 mins
[The first photo is a blurry image of Gar screaming, with only his head and upper chest visible. Something long and twisty is visible at the edge of the frame.
The second is a slightly less blurry image of a... realistic-looking octopus tentacle, for some reason.
The last is an image of Gar's bare chest underneath a ripped shirt, which no one ever really wanted to see, but we're all being traumatized today so just go with it. Everything looks normal up until the part where his shoulder attaches to the octopus tentacle in the previous picture.
It's kinda gross.]
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if i turn more into a mutant alien though i'm gonna blame you is that ok
i'm gonna think about...
raccoons?
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but sure. think about raccoons. they can make fists and stuff.
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i'd be happier than i am now
cause raccoons probably don't really know much about mutating into aliens
also raccoons are kinda cute
i bet i'd have fans
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raccoons can't type
shhhhhhh
let the raccoon flow through you
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good luck dude. let me know how it goes.
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i have good news and bad news
the good news is that i have raccoon hands now
the bad news is that i have raccoon hands now, plural
guess what raccoons can type if they really try
i guess
i'll keep trying...
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on the other hand, they're raccoon hands.
but it worked for that raccoon on that superhero team so i think it is still an improvement over an octopus.
good luck dude.