(3/2, about 9pm) send help

[doublesmall]

Chuuya Nakahara shared a photo. 3/2 near Recollé

((just pretend there's no ladder or feet here ok, also a much emptier and less pretty room.)) okay so listen I hate posting this here but this is getting real fucked up has anyone else had issues with weird things happening, including but not limited to being STUCK TO THE GODDAMN CEILING because if anyone knows how to make this stop, believe me, I am all ears

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[doublesmall]

what, no you're not

I'm not giving you the address

[goen]

[ FISHY!!! ]

Do you wanna get down from there or not??

[doublesmall]

that doesn't mean I'm just going to invite everyone over here!

[goen]

It's not everyone, obviously!! Just me. (･ᴗ･̥̥̥)
Is the door locked? If so, I can get in where most people can't!

[doublesmall]

what the fuck, I'm especially not telling you where I live if you're going to learn how to BREAK IN

[goen]

I'll be the last person to break in without your permission!! I'd be the most obvious suspect and I don't wanna get fired... ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Let me help you, boss... (´･ω･`)

[ ok so he might've broken in for fun and pleasantry before but now he definitely won't... ]

[katsudonfatale]

Um...

Assuming this isn't a joke... how did you end up there in the first place?

[doublesmall]

you're not going to leave me alone until I let you try, are you

fine. just don't mind the state of the place, I'm in the middle of moving

[...a total lie, but listen, he has to save face about it somehow. he'll just send yato the address privately, with an extra little warning that he'd better not go sharing it with anyone.]

[doublesmall]

I wouldn't joke about this, it's unfortunately legit

and I couldn't tell you how, I just kind of

ended up here

[katsudonfatale]

Did you just... float up suddenly?

Are you floating right now?

[doublesmall]

more like fell up

floating might be easier to work with, but no, I'm standing on the ceiling right now

fuck, that doesn't get any less weird the more times I type it

[katsudonfatale]

Okay that's even more concerning?

Please remember to breathe at normal intervals!

[doublesmall]

trust me I am plenty concerned already

promise I'm breathing just fine, I'm upside down not dying

...probably

1/???

[katsudonfatale]

Yes, but when you do handstands it's normal for blood to rush to your head (unless you're used to doing them) and you can start getting dizzy and feeling like your head and eyes might explode

[katsudonfatale]

which I'm not saying it's what's going to happen!! At most you might burst a blood vessel but that's also not likely I think

[katsudonfatale]

I'm sorry I'm probably making this worse

DONE

[katsudonfatale]

But if you start getting dizzy maybe stop using your phone

omg yuuri

[doublesmall]

calm down, don't go popping a blood vessel yourself over there

I'm not dizzy or anything, it's more like

this is gonna sound weird but it feels more like everything ELSE is upside down, you know? feels exactly like standing on the ground

not really sure what to make of that

[divine_braid]

Well now that's a neat trick. Can you jump to the floor?

[glacian]

...Stuck to the ceiling?
You mean to say you're stuck to the ceiling itself? That's...quite a feat to behold.

[parodeity]

k you have where to contact me if it gets to that point
and i have zero plans for the night so

text -> action

[goen]

[ Yaaay! Time to call the boss out on his shit.

Yato arrives at the promised place. It kind of looks like a dump from the outside, which is why it's so good that Chuuya is moving out! Yato is so glad for him.

Yato explores the exterior for a few moments before deciding to just pick the front door lock. He has tools for it, so it isn't a huge fuss; after a few minutes of sweat-inducing focus and quiet clicking from the lock's inner mechanisms, the lock finally gives. Yato kicks the door open with a bang, posing victoriously as he steps into the doorframe. Picking locks is fun and he is so proud?? ]

Yahoo! I made it, boss!!

[arahoushi]

Just try not to land on the concrete I guess.

I can still come over

[doublesmall]

Don't kick the damn door, you'll break it! Lock it behind you, alright--

[unfortunately for both of them, Chuuya is not bullshitting about his problems, here. There he is, standing up there on the ceiling with his arms folded, phone still clutched in one hand.

He is, however, totally full of shit about moving. There are no boxes, nothing packed; this is just your average bachelor apartment with minimal, cheap furniture. Chuuya keeps it clean, at least, but it's very much lived in.]

[doublesmall]

honestly you might have the best shot at actually getting me down from here, so I guess it could be worth trying

but you have to keep the address private if I give it to you