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[recollecters]

Hello, everyone! As you've probably noticed, we've been having a few problems - I mentioned earlier that something got knocked out of balance, and we had to recalibrate, but in a few days we should be able to drop the emergency measures. Please be aware that there is an incoming storm, class four. General orders for that kind of thing are to report to management for any known threats and follow instructions, but so far what's known is "that might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't". Theoretically it'll probably be related to the holiday, I think, because a large group of souls focused through the needle of a pin on one thing can sort of shape a thing around them. That's sort of a really inaccurate way to put it on the technical side of things, but I think it's the easiest way to understand it! At any rate, we'll know more once we're in the thick of things. Please take care as usual; resources aren't exactly what some of you seem to think they are, and we had to expend rather more than usual in the past month or so to keep things with a few of you steady. Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[hauntedsavior]

What, the guide? Fuck no. I got shit to do. I'll pull it up later and give you the quick and dirty if you still need it.

[lowgrip]

idk how much i care honestly. Sounds like a pain.

[hauntedsavior]

It probably won't tell us anything we can't figure out on our own, but if anything jumps out at me I'll let you know. After I figure out the best way to deal with my ex definitely being on this thing.

We're more or less functioning adults. We got this.

[lowgrip]

Oooh, your ex, huh?

Can't u just block people or w/e? itd be weird if not

[hauntedsavior]

Maybe, but like I said, functioning adult. And it was years ago anyway. We're both different people.

Maybe literally?

[lowgrip]

o yea rite. that shit.

Something something past life. Someone told me but it doesn't really seem like something that matter tbh. U are who u are now, rite? Don't matter who you were

Well if she gives u trouble Ill kick her teeth in anyway

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, I can't see it ever really mattering either. Not like it's going to erase years of being roommates all of a sudden. Guess we'll find out the more weird shit happens, though.

Don't kick Rose's teeth in. She needs those.

[lowgrip]

that is the shit thats worryin me. Like i was told it's been happening and now this dome and the threat of some crazy 'reality storm'??? Shit its like my life wasnt fucked enough as it is now i gotta deal with magic swords

i wont kick in no teeth!!!!!!!





unless she's askin for it i mean
u kno how i do

[hauntedsavior]

Honestly if I end up with a magic sword that's gonna be it for me. I'm packing it in, I'm taking a bus out of this city, and I'm going the fuck somewhere else. I didn't sign up for swords.

She better really be asking for it or I'll kick you out.

[lowgrip]

I dunno it sounds kinda cool. I want one that sets stuff on fire

Still got a soft spot, eh? She 'the one that got away'?

[hauntedsavior]

I'm coating everything you own in asbestos.

Fuck no, and shut up. She's just trying her best out there.

[lowgrip]

That'd set your stuff up in flames 2. Also worth it because magic fire sword

Heh got u pegged, sister >:}

[hauntedsavior]

Nothing is worth losing our fucking apartment. You can't live inside a magic fire sword.

The hell you do. Save that shit for the next girl you bring home.

[lowgrip]

No but i could live under a bridge with a magic fire sword and be the Magic Fire Sword Hobo

cmon that was a good one

[hauntedsavior]

When I get home I'm going to dunk your head in the fucking toilet.

[lowgrip]

CMOOOON ANNA

Not if i dunk ur head first nerd

[hauntedsavior]

Good luck, asshole, I'm behind a doorway with less than six feet of clearance.

[lowgrip]

wtf u install a tiny baby door while i was out???????

[hauntedsavior]

Every door is a tiny baby door to you, you beef wall.

[lowgrip]

1st of all how dare u shame me for being tall

After all these years of reaching the top shelfs for u

[hauntedsavior]

I'm 5'10"? And I can find other stuff to shame you for if you really want it. Give me five minutes and I'm sure you'll have done something new for the list.

[lowgrip]

Ooohh, shame me, mistress~

[hauntedsavior]

[there's a minute or so of the "Anna is typing" notification.]

Gross.

[lowgrip]

♥ ♥ ♥

Can't shame the shameless

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, I fuckin' noticed. Ugh. How do you even manage to bring anybody home with you.