TEXT } this isn't actually craigslist but do you think that'll stop him

[godcards]

[ So hey just like, apropos of nothing: ]

Looking for places to stay at night. Not interested in being your roommate or doing your chores….. just want somewhere I can sleep that isn’t outside. Won’t be around during the day or evenings. Stay out of my way and I’ll stay out of yours. Willing to work out a deal in exchange for sleeping spaces on a case by case basis…..Skilled at acquiring things, can also trade goods for services. Not intending to stay longer than a few nights at most….. will move on as I see fit. Looking for immediate responses for planning purposes. No strong preferences other than being able to get some peace and quiet when I want to sleep….. Need at least six hours of alone time at a minimum.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Comments

[parodeity]

dude
ok if nothing else you can probs stay at my parents place in my old room

[godcards]

Your parents...?
I'm not sure I want to stay with anyone's parents.

[parodeity]

unfortunately i live in a tiny dorm room so i have nothing else otherwise

[godcards]

I don't care if you're there or not.
You may not be aware, but I don't have the best track record when it comes to parental-types.

[parodeity]

no im aware
has anyone else offered you shit that would work??

[godcards]

A couple.
I don't plan on staying anywhere indefinitely so that's really all I need.

[parodeity]

i mean
thats a decent short term solution
whats your long term though

[godcards]

Don’t you worry about that... It’s still the short term.

[parodeity]

so you do have a long term plan?

[godcards]

Yes.

[parodeity]

aight just take care dude
and lmk if you need stuff other than like sleeping space

[godcards]

You mean your parents?

[parodeity]

i mean like
whatever
if you need to talk or like
idk whatever

[godcards]

Right. Whatever.

[parodeity]

ttyl dude