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[swags]

ok so asking for a friend
got a buddy whos way too shy to ask himself so
imma do him a solid and ask for him 😏
so like
my buddy loves the ladies n who can blame him kno what im sayin?/ 😍😍😍
but like
he saw a man so beautiful 1 day
he started crying
like this man was sculpted by god himself
he was probably actually an angel
😭
is he gay/?
or jus like
an appreciator of a good lookin guy in a non gay way?/? 🤔

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[refate]

objectively speaking, if "your friend" wants to maybe kiss the man so beautiful he cried, then, yeah.
probably at least a little bi.
there's nothing wrong with being attracted to both guys and girls, anyways.
that just means the dating pool is bigger.

[swags]

well i mean
just cuz u kiss a cat doesnt mean ur a furry
SO HOW DO U KNO

[refate]

jesus christ.
is your friend repulsed by the idea of kissing a guy, or maybe doing more with one?

[swags]

WHO in their right mind would b repulsed by that man
i nearly died
he nearly died
SCREW IT ITS ME I NEARLY DIED 👻

[refate]

i figured. you're not exactly subtle.
look at the network, just from recent posts and comments and shit.
tell me if there's any guys you dig. don't have to name names, just give me a number.
they don't have to compare to ~*the beautiful man*~ either.
but just, yknow. the ones you would maybe be down for making out with.

[swags]

dude theres like 4 just on the front page
wtf
have i always been like this
or r the dudes here just top tier?????

[refate]

chances are you've always been this way, but, hey.
you look like, what, college aged?
and nito is judging you pretty thoroughly.
welcome to college, where bisexuality runs rampant in the streets. we throw parties.

[pronounces]

i am not!
it just
surprised me that it was on the network, that's all!!

[refate]

i'll judge him, then.
is he one of yours?

[pronounces]

no, he lives off campus...
i check up on the ones that i know don't live in the dorms when i can
sometimes they still need help, you know?

[ the subtlest of drags ]

[refate]

[ He can see the road rash from that drag, goddamn. ]

you're a saint that we don't deserve, nazuna.

[pronounces]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*

[swags]

wait hold the phone
parties???????? im in 😛

[refate]

yeah, literally walk into any college party and - bam, look at that.
there's a high chance you're in a bi party because we are *everywhere*.

[swags]

well any place with gorgeous ladies and uh
i guess gorgeous dudes
is a-okay w/ me
now the important part:

do u know of any parties going on this weekend