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[swags]

ok so asking for a friend
got a buddy whos way too shy to ask himself so
imma do him a solid and ask for him 😏
so like
my buddy loves the ladies n who can blame him kno what im sayin?/ 😍😍😍
but like
he saw a man so beautiful 1 day
he started crying
like this man was sculpted by god himself
he was probably actually an angel
😭
is he gay/?
or jus like
an appreciator of a good lookin guy in a non gay way?/? 🤔

Comments

[parodeity]

could just be an aesthetic appreciation in a non gay way sure
if he wants to do anything about the guy being that beautiful its more maybe bisexual
but otherwise it isnt like guys cant acknowledge when other guys are hot
probably

[swags]

theres no way ANY1 would b able to NOT want to kiss this man
hes that gorgeous

[parodeity]

ok then probably youre bisexual

[swags]

wtf dude IT CANT BE THAT SIMPLE THIS IS A CRISIS

[parodeity]

oh ok
what do you think then