backdated 3/7

[livingimpaired]

My eBay account got suspended.

I have not used eBay in awhile so I guess I don't know the proper protocol for someone outbidding you for a cursed doll. Cursed with either a violent curse or a child's soul. The seller didn't specify.

It is not proper etiquette to e-mail the person you were bidding against and ask them to sell it to you rather than use it for their BuzzFeed article. Or let them be aware that you were honestly hoping it had some soul trapped in it to give it to friends in the hope that it will come to life in the middle of the night to do whatever cursed dolls do.

Who knew. I thought we were both cursed doll enthusiasts.

Comments

[ohrlyeh]

tell the truth, was this like a "buy two get one three" deal

[livingimpaired]

There might have also been a deal with the seller.

[ohrlyeh]

i meant free but anyways, how many cursed dolls was this one person selling

[livingimpaired]

Three.
They were a set and supposed to be kept together.
Which worked well.
Separate them across the city and see what would happen.

[ohrlyeh]

did the seller say where they got them

like who just has a set of cursed dolls lying around

[livingimpaired]

No.
It was very vague.
So there was a chance there wasn't any truth to it.
A large chance.
But still, there goes that dream.

[ohrlyeh]

i'm sorry it didn't work out for you :(

maybe next time you'll find another set

[livingimpaired]

Not to worry.

It's still on my mind so I'll see if I can acquire something like it at a later date.

[ohrlyeh]

isn't your account suspended though

[livingimpaired]

I am going to have to make a new e-mail and create a new username.

[ohrlyeh]

be careful

make sure they don't block your ip or something

[livingimpaired]

That is what I was worried about, too, but it all hopefully didn't block my IP address.

[ohrlyeh]

let me know

if not i can just buy you a cursed doll

[livingimpaired]

That hardly seems fair.
It was going to be a birthday present for you.

[ohrlyeh]

my birthday isn't until august, kei, it's okay

besides i'm sure you'd like something like that. even could have it sitting on your countertop to greet customers

[livingimpaired]

I know.
An early present.
One I could have time to see if it was authentically haunted for you.

You are not wrong.
I would take some small enjoyment out of it.

[ohrlyeh]

then its settled

i'll get you a cursed doll. then you can do the same for me when you get your account working

[livingimpaired]

If I ever get it working.
eBay, there was no reason to be this defensive over supposed supernatural objects.

[ohrlyeh]

are they selling any other cursed objects on there? i have never checked if they do and now you've got me interested

[livingimpaired]

I was only looking for dolls so I don't know.

[ohrlyeh]

i wonder if they have amulets i'm a big fan of those

[livingimpaired]

Really?
I did not know that.
I thought you would like dolls more.

[ohrlyeh]

i like dolls a lot but amulets and artifacts are usually found in the deep oceans and have stories behind them

dolls are not found in the ocean: hence, less interesting

[livingimpaired]

I will keep that in mind for your birthday.
I have something to save up for now.
I assume a cursed amulet would cost more than a cursed doll.
But I'm not in the cursed items market.

[ohrlyeh]

that's kind of you to think of getting something for my birthday...

i didn't even know there was a market for cursed objects

i wonder what other cursed things they have