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ᴄʟɪғғ ᴜɴɢᴇʀ ([personal profile] livingimpaired) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-03-10 02:19 pm

backdated 3/7

My eBay account got suspended.

I have not used eBay in awhile so I guess I don't know the proper protocol for someone outbidding you for a cursed doll. Cursed with either a violent curse or a child's soul. The seller didn't specify.

It is not proper etiquette to e-mail the person you were bidding against and ask them to sell it to you rather than use it for their BuzzFeed article. Or let them be aware that you were honestly hoping it had some soul trapped in it to give it to friends in the hope that it will come to life in the middle of the night to do whatever cursed dolls do.

Who knew. I thought we were both cursed doll enthusiasts.
maidhem: (nom nom nom)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-11 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
How about you meet me and don't feign concern?
Then you can kick it too.

If you want.

I might freeze it.
maidhem: (questioning)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-11 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[She sent him the address of the storage unit, complete with code to get into the lot.]

I'll meet you there asap!

And yes, I have some. I can't really use them in a fight, but sometimes things kinda freeze.

My healing staff is more reliable.
Edited 2018-03-11 03:37 (UTC)
maidhem: (uncertain)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-11 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Shouto Todoroki. I'll remember that name!

And yes, a healing staff. The item itself has some magic that only some people can use..
and I guess I'm one of them. It won't stop anyone from dying, but it can help with bruises and uncomplicated breaks.

Why are you bringing chalk?
maidhem: (questioning)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I just focus my thought and feelings on helping people and it works?

[She honestly hadn't thought about the 'why' of it.]

Please don't burn down my dad's storage unit!
maidhem: (knife nut)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
There's a TON of boxes!
maidhem: (bwuuuuhhh)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
You can bring sage!

And holy water!
maidhem: livebites (whoa!)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I was a ninja maid, and I don't think I could even handle an ACTUAL cursed doll!

[Lies. Cursed dolls were nothing on dragons.]

You really just want a cursed doll, don't you?
Okay. No holy water, even if we could just go to a church and get some...
maidhem: (questioning)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really go to church, but churches have open minded people in them.

I'm sure they won't mind if we asked for some holy water... if you change your mind.
maidhem: (knife nut)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Okay!

Let's just go collect the doll ourselves!
maidhem: (knife nut)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Meet you there in 15. I'll have my staff and my knives.
maidhem: (determined)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Felicia stared at the message-- hard. Her heart felt heavy with the weight of those words, but not uncomfortably so. It steeled her nerves, prepared her to move.]

I solemnly swear by my family's name that I'll do everything in my power to not let you die.
maidhem: (royal maid)

[personal profile] maidhem 2018-03-12 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Even the bravest among them would need that sort of reassurance.]

I look forward to working with you. See you soon.

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