ᴄʟɪғғ ᴜɴɢᴇʀ (
livingimpaired) wrote in
retrospec2018-03-10 02:19 pm
backdated 3/7
My eBay account got suspended.
I have not used eBay in awhile so I guess I don't know the proper protocol for someone outbidding you for a cursed doll. Cursed with either a violent curse or a child's soul. The seller didn't specify.
It is not proper etiquette to e-mail the person you were bidding against and ask them to sell it to you rather than use it for their BuzzFeed article. Or let them be aware that you were honestly hoping it had some soul trapped in it to give it to friends in the hope that it will come to life in the middle of the night to do whatever cursed dolls do.
Who knew. I thought we were both cursed doll enthusiasts.
I have not used eBay in awhile so I guess I don't know the proper protocol for someone outbidding you for a cursed doll. Cursed with either a violent curse or a child's soul. The seller didn't specify.
It is not proper etiquette to e-mail the person you were bidding against and ask them to sell it to you rather than use it for their BuzzFeed article. Or let them be aware that you were honestly hoping it had some soul trapped in it to give it to friends in the hope that it will come to life in the middle of the night to do whatever cursed dolls do.
Who knew. I thought we were both cursed doll enthusiasts.

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Would you like me to check the timestamps and if you do not write a response in ten minutes, feign being concerned?
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Then you can kick it too.
If you want.
I might freeze it.
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But I am curious on seeing it in its natural habitat, as it were.
Freeze it?
You have powers, then?
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I'll meet you there asap!
And yes, I have some. I can't really use them in a fight, but sometimes things kinda freeze.
My healing staff is more reliable.
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Healing staff?
I'm going to bring chalk with me. [ Going to draw a pentagram on the floor. ]
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And yes, a healing staff. The item itself has some magic that only some people can use..
and I guess I'm one of them. It won't stop anyone from dying, but it can help with bruises and uncomplicated breaks.
Why are you bringing chalk?
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How do you use it?
You see, I have received something like healing -- at least, I have a latent understanding of my power.
Nothing solid, but it is related to healing.
I am going to draw a pentagram on the ground.
I'll bring candles, too.
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[She honestly hadn't thought about the 'why' of it.]
Please don't burn down my dad's storage unit!
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I have no intention of committing arson.
They're small candles.
How flammable is your father's storage??
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No candles.
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And holy water!
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But I don't think I have the authority to bless water in this one.
So I'm afraid I can't.
Also, I want it to remain haunted, not purify it.
If it comes down to it, we'll just rip the limbs off.
Then it'll just wobble about unable to hurt anyone.
Fair?
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[Lies. Cursed dolls were nothing on dragons.]
You really just want a cursed doll, don't you?
Okay. No holy water, even if we could just go to a church and get some...
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That explains the shuriken.
And, oh.
Are you Catholic, too?
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I'm sure they won't mind if we asked for some holy water... if you change your mind.
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Let's just go collect the doll ourselves!
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This seems like an odd request.
But I'm going to ask it all the same.
Please don't let me die tonight.
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I solemnly swear by my family's name that I'll do everything in my power to not let you die.
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Thank you.
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I look forward to working with you. See you soon.
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Ok.
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ACTION.
ACTION.
ACTION.
ACTION.
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