Backdated 3/7

[maidhem]

OHMIGOODDDDDD I THINK I BROKE HIM!!!!!!!

[Attached to the sudden message to the network late at night is a photo of Kei Shiragaki underneath a massive pile of boxes that had toppled over at a storage unit somewhere in the middle of town.

Felicia, panicked, did the first thing that came to mind:

Post to Retrospec.]

I swear to god if this is that doll I'm going to scream. Maybe it really was cursed. Maybe we shouldn't have tried to take it from it's lair...
[Following this is more rambling, babbling text message that string together into something nonsensical. Someone, help this girl.]

Comments

[me_matey]

it takes way more than that to put a dude like that down

[maidhem]

What do you mean?

[me_matey]

me n him go back. hes tougher than he looks. eats a whole bowl of mapo tofu and doesnt even sweat.

[maidhem]

Wow. I can't even get through half of one without wanting a tall glass of milk!

[me_matey]

so ye no worries okei? hes a tough cookie. he gonna be fine

[maidhem]

Okay. If you're so sure, I'll try not to worry so much.

[me_matey]

tell him MAY said to stop worryin pretty girls. not a good look for him