Backdated 3/7

[maidhem]

OHMIGOODDDDDD I THINK I BROKE HIM!!!!!!!

[Attached to the sudden message to the network late at night is a photo of Kei Shiragaki underneath a massive pile of boxes that had toppled over at a storage unit somewhere in the middle of town.

Felicia, panicked, did the first thing that came to mind:

Post to Retrospec.]

I swear to god if this is that doll I'm going to scream. Maybe it really was cursed. Maybe we shouldn't have tried to take it from it's lair...
[Following this is more rambling, babbling text message that string together into something nonsensical. Someone, help this girl.]

Comments

[promisedyou]

Did you check to see if he was breathing??

[maidhem]

I.... think he's breathing?

He's kind of twitching a little.

not quite here.

[livingimpaired]

[ Thankfully, not knocked unconscious, but buried under a lot of boxes. He can't quite tell if anything is broken, but he can hear Felicia's muffled screaming and running around outside the buried boxes.

He's not regained any of his strength and so is just a very tall man of average abilities. His arms wiggle as the boxes violently shudder where he's buried under them, but that's the best he can do. ]

[maidhem]

[Somewhere outside of the pile Felicia is trying to move those blasted boxes in between sending frantic messages on Retrospec and repeatedly calling him everything from 'Kei' to 'Mister Shiragaki' to get a responce.

Her strength stat is horrible. She isn't having much luck.]

[ohrlyeh]

WHAT is he okay???????????

[maidhem]

He's talking and doesn't sound hurt. That's good,
right?

[glaciers]

What are you doing?

[maidhem]

We were hunting down a cursed doll...

[impulsives]

felicia did you just kill a man!?!!?

[maidhem]

I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE I SWEAR

[toobigtohandle]

Have you at least checked if he's conscious and tried to get the boxes off him? And called 911?

[maidhem]

He's talking and I can't move the boxes.

...But I didn't think to call 911.

[angealwings]

Are you all right? Do you need help, and if so, where are you?

[ Somebody just got off shift so he's already up and about outside in the city? ]

[maidhem]

[She sent him the address, and the code to get in through the gate.]

We'll be grateful for any help you can give!

[aintjustaweapon]

Ya gonna pull him out from under there, Felicia...?

[maidhem]

I'll get him out! I'll get him out!!!

[yakan]

wow thats something
does he move at all when you poke him a lot???

[maidhem]

He's talking to me.

That's a good thing, right?

[adoringpast]

[ UH THAT SURE IS A PHOTO OF HIS UNCONSCIOUS UNCLE ]

hey here's a swell idea
instead of wasting your goddamn time posting to the network and blaming it on some shitty doll or whatever
why don't you go fucking help him get up first?!
are you that stupid???

[maidhem]

I'm not stupid!! These boxes are too heavy for me to move on my own!!!!!

[coinflipped]

...the saga continues, huh?

Suddenly I don't think I'm the most cursed one here and that makes me feel better.

[maidhem]

I think the doll cursed both of us for disturbing it's home!

[me_matey]

nah hes fine.

[maidhem]

He's talking and making jokes. I don't think he's too badly hurt...

Voice

[blind_badass]

Felicia! What is going on?

[The text was moving too fast for his program to catch up so obviously something had happened.]

Re: Voice

[maidhem]

I was just trying to get something out of storage for Mister Shiragaki and everything fell down!

It's my dad's creepy Santa doll, I know it!!!

[She appreciated Light's questioning. Finally, someone she knew!]

[foeyay]

i will pay you to do it again and record it this time.

[maidhem]

We were trying to record finding a cursed Santa doll... we have some footage, but idk if this is on there.

[Sorry. The implications flew over her head.]

[lastcomfort]

Oh no! Mapo Man!!

Do you need help!? Is he okay!?

[maidhem]

I've got help coming, but I'm worried about him.
He's talking fine, but I can't tell if he's joking or being serious.

[alienated]

[Y I K E S?????]

Why are you blogging about it??? Get him out of there first.