Backdated 3/7

[maidhem]

OHMIGOODDDDDD I THINK I BROKE HIM!!!!!!!

[Attached to the sudden message to the network late at night is a photo of Kei Shiragaki underneath a massive pile of boxes that had toppled over at a storage unit somewhere in the middle of town.

Felicia, panicked, did the first thing that came to mind:

Post to Retrospec.]

I swear to god if this is that doll I'm going to scream. Maybe it really was cursed. Maybe we shouldn't have tried to take it from it's lair...
[Following this is more rambling, babbling text message that string together into something nonsensical. Someone, help this girl.]

Comments

[foeyay]

i will pay you to do it again and record it this time.

[maidhem]

We were trying to record finding a cursed Santa doll... we have some footage, but idk if this is on there.

[Sorry. The implications flew over her head.]

[foeyay]

look through the footage and tell me if you have it then!

also. cursed santa doll???

[maidhem]

I don't even want to think about that now! The cursed santa doll we came here for is bad enough!

[foeyay]

but i do. that's why i asked.

[Kamui, you didn't ask. You demanded.]

how is it cursed? does it house the soul of a devil worshipping murderer who wants revenge on the partner who betrayed him?

[maidhem]

It's not found footage! I'm not releasing it for review!

[Yet.]

I'm not sure how the Santa could be cursed, but I think Mister Shiragaki is our expert on that.

[foeyay]

boooooo! unsubscribe.

i don't know who that is.