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retrospec2017-03-06 02:47 pm
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gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?
Jade Wolf shared a video.
3/6 near Apprasage
um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!
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i mean i might be tripping serious balls right now and imagining all of this but if it has a FACE what if it has FEELINGS
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i do not believe it is sentient at alll
rather, this appears to be some kind of mutation....
well i am not an expert in botany but thats just what i am thinking right now!
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better
but uh im not exactly a master of genetic mutations or anything but how are they dancing??
do they have muscles???
i am so not drunk enough to deal w all this crap going on im gonna need a vodka iv at this point
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they just feel like fruit
if you pick up an orange right now, that is what this feels like, but it is....
obviously different in appearance
so perhaps it is only something affecting the skin, since beneath it is the membrane as you would expect it
you know, this is actually pretty interesting :o
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revolutionary
we could turn ALL our fruit into happy dancing versions and cure depression
ok no thats stupid i cant believe i typed that
look every single day is some weird bs for me these days
im not even super shocked by dancing happy fruit tbh
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what kind of genes caused this???
haha this is all so creepy in a strange way but it is so fascinating scientifically speaking!
i think most things we type these days look stupid to anyone not in our sphere of weirdness so i wouldnt worry about it, sir!
when i was drawing horses for people during founders day, i got the strangest looks
honestly...
i think this is the point where a lot of us are starting to feel really crazy
"weird bs" or not, we should take what we can and if thats a silly sounding hoping for curing depression then i guess that is what we will take :)
...
the fruit are still creepy :(
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he looks like hes having a good time and i get sick of talking to my cats and this guy
THIS guy looks like he can party
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hold on
[ after like a minute jade sends over a video of the fruit placed back in the box that they came with in
stayin alive by the beegees playing in the background
??? ]
yep i think he is the party goer in this group!
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its beautiful
please dont kill the lemon at least
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but i will keep it in tact if you want me to so badly! :p
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yknow kid sometimes its the little things
like dancing fruit
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do you have enough room at your house for a lemon tree??? :o
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never been much of a gardener but i think i could swing a lemon tree
tell you what you cut these guys up and get some seeds ill be your guinea pig and grow some whatevers for you so we can see if they have faces too
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it will be like a project, we will see if we can bring out more of these suckers!
theyre kind of funny when you get over how freaky they are :)
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im just glad they dont talk tbh
i mean theyre kinda fun but if they made noises thatd be way the fuck too much for me to handle this month
also this is a way better background song js
[ link. ]
they even kinda move in sync w the beat!!
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oh wow
youre right!!!!!!!
hahaha oh my gosh this is pretty fun actually :D
i have never heard this song before i think but its pretty great
im also glad that they dont talk, though
who knows what kind of secrets they hold :p
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youve never heard funkytown???
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mom and dad are more into frank sinatra and dean martin than the 70s
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this is a musical tragedy
kid you gotta update your tastes
listen to the song " crazy train " and get back to me on whether or not you like it
well find you a band to listen to that isnt necessarily made up of dead people
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but i guess its good then that they have memorable music
i like this song a lot!!!!!
i want to learn this riff on the guitar actually it is pretty cool
the opening was a little weird but its pretty good in its own way
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if youre big on sickass guitar riffs you might want to check out van halen and jimi hendrix
nirvana if youre into grunge
basically all the really cool music your parents prob dont want you listening to
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and van halen did that song in the movie with the dancing hamburger?
[ better off dead. she means better off dead. ]
i think i saw some of the osbournes tv show before :o
but....i am going to look into these
do you have anymore for me???
i am thinking maybe these are going to be great songs to recreate on my ukulele :p
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cool thats the tiny guitar things right?
ok basically look up some top ten guitar riff/solo/whatever vids on youtube but personally i gotta rec " welcome to the jungle " by guns n roses and " smells like teen spirit " by nirvana
" master of puppets " by metallica if youre feeling hard
" hot for teacher " by van halen if you hate having fingers
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i guess they are a little twee but
i like mine! :)
oh i have to try that last one then i just know it will be all kinds of fun!!!!!
the complicated ones are frustrating but its rewarding when you figure it out
do you play guitar too??
mom does
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