gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

jeez!!!!! ok ok they are in the box that they came in
which was addressed to me
from retrospec
it doesnt matter how many times i say it, it is still fucking weird!!!!!

[tearable]

LANGUAGE.
Don't open packages like that again, especially not when you're home alone.

[rhapsodeity]

i already put a dollar in the swear jar
i get why you are saying that but....
i think that i should be able to decide if i want to open something or not

[tearable]

Put 2 more dollars in because you prepared for cursing.

[ >:[ ]

Jade, sweetie, I love you and trust you 99.9% of the time but I'm currently in line behind five old ladies using coupons to save 50 cents on cans of soup. I do not discredit you, but this Retrospec app is NOT safe.

You should at least had your father open it!

[rhapsodeity]

fiiiiiine XP

love you too!
but mom
they sent me a fruit basket without the basket
karkat got a sickle in the mail, i think i got the least dangerous package here!
i am pretty positive its fine

[tearable]

[ Obviously, she isn't going to be Jade on blast. Not about what they've discussed privately and her own incident. She's almost ready to tell Jade, but this? It puts her in high alert. ]

You didn't know it was dancing fruit with faces when you received the box, did you?

And don't you dare touch anyone's sickle or weapon they receive like this!

[rhapsodeity]

no....
but i know these are mine!

:(
whats the point of getting a cool weapon if you cant slice something up

[tearable]

But it's from strangers... what did I tell you about strangers? :/

[rhapsodeity]

well
these are fruit!

[ which are not candy so????? ?? ]

[tearable]

Just because you got your coyness from me doesn't mean you can use it on me.

[rhapsodeity]

its not a lie or anything you told me not to take candy from strangers
which doesnt super apply if theyre free samples does it!!!! hehe

[tearable]

Put them out in the trash. There will be no further discussion! We don't know what those things are.

I'll talk to you about them when I'm home.

[rhapsodeity]

no mother you will pry these from my cold dead hands!!!!!!!!!!!!

argh
i will see you later!